Matthew Fuerst

Caretaker at Grandma's House. Opinions expressed are not necessarily well thought out.

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

@MayorHancock I'm not sure what the list looks like of people who have any business quoting Gandhi, but I can say that you are most certainly not on that list.

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

Sometimes I show buying restraint. Usually it is followed by regret. @ ARC Thrift Stores https://t.co/mMGVqlnDlw

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

My Public Relations skills are still a work in progress. https://t.co/vulGUOlioF

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

I guess I've got to pay several thousand dollars for Sunday Ticket at the bar now. https://t.co/kry8wpeRfk

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

When our Yelp rating slips a bit, I've gotta step up the service. @ Grandma's House https://t.co/adMoNGF9eT

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

@DanRiffle I'm not sure how to take that.

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

Sike. Beards are gross. https://t.co/dkgTO6cYJb

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

Being stereotypical is growing on me. https://t.co/NKiQ3qBdru

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

#bigbeers https://t.co/4C7JDzObnc

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

Listen here, phone. You do your job and I'll do mine. @ Grandma's House https://t.co/iWgLVqeEJ7

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Baker Mayfield on his new #Browns head coach?

"The guy is an idiot."

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

Our NYE clientele isn't so different from the rest of the year. @ Grandma's House https://t.co/acrdZSEU4U

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. https://t.co/IwBCFr8mfC

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

Nobody gets in the Xmas spirit quite like a non-practicing Jew. @ Grandma's House https://t.co/BgnfcZMEmY

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

Perhaps my ex-brewer should've avoided an acronym on this one. @ Grandma's House https://t.co/8a9ZjTFGbY

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

The camera doesn't lie. I've always been extremely passionate about sports. Go Bucks. https://t.co/NFeZ6eW0YI

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

Give me an RC Cola or Hydrox cookie any day. Only name brand Cheetos meet my exacting standards, however. #cheetosnob https://t.co/LAlVoJQKT3

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

If I've got time, you've got time. #vote @ Grandma's House https://t.co/e7bMPC946h

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

@DenPublicWorks @CityofDenver @MayorHancock Approximately 10:30AM on Friday, October 26. W Colorado Ave between S Acoma St and S Broadway.

[Matthew Fuerst @mafu]

Hey @MayorHancock & @CityofDenver. Is this what I work 80+ hour work weeks running a small business to pay for?