Maggie

[Maggie @mag_shaff]

who do i pay to make sure i never hear crazy kevin powell on my radio ever again

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

no matter how small you try to make that “unsubscribe” at the bottom of an email, I WILL FIND IT

[team black til I die @aaliyah_royal1]

Me anytime Criston Cole appears on my screen still alive #HouseOfTheDragon #HouseOfTheDragonHBO

[Red Sox @RedSox]

Made history. AGAIN.

[Maggie @mag_shaff]

all i really want is the mcdonald’s snack wrap to come back. @McDonalds plz

[Jessica Clarendon @jessclarendon]

“Preferences do not develop in isolation. It is highly difficult for folks to become fans of something they’re rarely if ever exposed to” - @DrLindseyDarvin

[Maggie @mag_shaff]

my dad just called me to rub it in my face that he

1) is funnier than me and
2) got his own stim machine from the chiro today

that was it. the whole phone call.

[Maggie @mag_shaff]

i miss getting snow. NC is just cold but not cold enough to snow so it’s just cold and rainy which is the worst combination

[San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo]

We are thrilled to share the Big Cat Public Safety Act has passed in the U.S. House of Representatives. We are one step closer to strengthening federal law that prohibits possession of tigers, lions and other big cats except by qualified entities like AZA-accredited facilities.

[Maggie @mag_shaff]

how do people watch cable? commercial breaks are like 12 minutes long i forget what i’m watching by the time it comes back on

[Maggie @mag_shaff]

@ashgrinnell @shelbymoody i’m bringing cupcakes you have to let me go home

[Lukas Battle @lukasbattle]

Not to be dramatic but the sun setting at 5:00pm everyday has ruined my life

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

The Yankees remain the only team in MLB history to blow a 3-0 series lead. (2004 vs @RedSox)

[Maggie @mag_shaff]

i know everyone talks about crying at military homecoming videos but can we talk about videos of color blind people seeing color?🥺

[Maggie @mag_shaff]

i just want fall weather so all the mosquitos can die off or do whatever they do so i can enjoy being outside for more than 3 minutes

[Maggie @mag_shaff]

it bothers me so much that my iphone can’t recognize my face when i’m yawning. like why can’t i be tired and also open my phone? i want thumbprints back

[Maggie @mag_shaff]

quarantine has made me so lazy. i get food delivered that i could easily go pick up. but like, why bother i never leave this place anyway

[senia che @drawntosenia]

Me on Zillow with $14.27 in my bank account: “Only one bathroom??? No thank you, next.”

[Maggie @mag_shaff]

@jackandstripes @hankozan @ellacosica @BrendaKozan @jonlovett @jonfavs cool