Maggie Weber

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

Legit just overheard this in Target “No, honey, you can’t get that. Pop Tarts are for chubby kids. Healthy kids don’t eat that”... Ben and I looked at each other and then proceeded to put like 10 boxes of pop tarts in our cart. Take that, angry pop tart lady 👊

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

@minelaa96 nooooooooo 😂

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

Iowa’s so wild. You can drive down the interstate and see 5+ cars rolled over/in the ditch meanwhile everyone else driving by is like “ahh yeah that’s totally normal. Just keep driving, totally fine”

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

Update on moving in my little brother to college: the move in crew kept asking ME if I checked in or where I wanted MY stuff or if I knew where all MY classes were at. they thought I was the freshman.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

TODAY IS ADVENTURE DAY. MY WATER BOWL IS PACKED. THE WINDOWS ARE ROLLED DOWN. AND YES. MY FEETS ARE A TIPPY TAPPIN

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

during training today one of my international lifeguards yelled “I need assistance and a bread bowl!” instead of “I need assistance and a backboard” ...... guys he tried so hard

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

@laura_mahnke Right 😅 that was the “okay wth is going on” moment

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

The Incredibles 2 was AMAZING but idk why the short film before the movie had to be so sad...I went from dripping tears in my popcorn to being hyped to see the Underminer all within like 30 seconds

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

Nothing makes you feel more like a jerk hole than yelling at a car for doing something dumb...just to pass them to find out it’s a lil old person just doing their best

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

Starting a petition to have puppies in the library ALL semester and not just during dead/finals week, who’s with me

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

@MelissaLemke_27 @minelaa96 I taught her a single 8 count of a country line dance and she was so excited she wanted to go to Deringers to show off 😂

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

Your future doggo @minelaa96 https://t.co/doMLKBHCnk

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

@LizzyT101 more almond milk for you!! 😉

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

Student in my class: “So is everyone on the almond milk wave or are we all still pumping cows??” ...uhhh well last time I checked, if I squeeze an almond really hard milk definitely doesn’t come out so yeah we’re still pumping cows

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

Me, getting dressed for my 8am, still half asleep: first pair of sweats/leggings I find, any sweatshirt, random colored scrunchie

Me, during my afternoon classes looking at my outfit: what was I ON this morning?!

[Maggie Weber @mag_weber]

@LizzyT101 @DiannaSalaymeh @SarahHeuschele @ColeyD03 @ShaynaBott24 dude let’s do it, you drive to Waterloo and then I’ll drive us to Ames