MAGA Farmer Allan 🇺🇲

Farmer life. Avid gamer #GreenWall
May God bless the greatest nation on Earth.
If my words offend you, that's a you problem.

[MAGA Farmer Allan 🇺🇲 @maga_avid]

"It's hard to win an argument with a smart person, but it's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person." Bill Murray
You can't fix stupid. There is a lot of it going around right now. 🙃

[Byl Holte @SirBylHolte]

At 65, I’m already a relic from a bygone era.

An era where the customer was always right.

An era where you could speak to the manager and the manager would actually try to help you.

An era where if a business made a mistake, they apologized instead of blaming the customer.

An era where customer service reps actually answered you instead of ignoring you or looking at their phone.

An era where people took pride in their work and treated you with basic respect.

An era where “the customer is always right” wasn’t laughed at as some outdated joke.

An era where stores had cashiers who smiled, restaurants had waiters who actually checked on your table, and airlines didn’t treat you like cattle.

An era where businesses understood that without polite, competent service, they wouldn’t have any customers left.

Now, I’m just some old guy who still expects common courtesy in 2026.

And apparently that makes me the crazy one.

Well sorry kids… some of us still remember when businesses had to earn our money.

And I'll never settle for less or reward bad behavior.

Am I the only one who feels this way?

[MAGA Farmer Allan 🇺🇲 @maga_avid]

"Typically" is doing a lot in this sentence

[Western Lensman @WesternLensman]

Jen Psaki on the 2028 Dem primary:

"There is no, thank God, dark room in Washington where people sit around and they decide here's who the nominee is going to be."

She just described exactly how the last Democrat presidential nominee was chosen.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

They not like us

[Parker Thayer @ParkerThayer]

The Columbus Medicaid Millionaires documentary is now live.

Watch now to see what @lukerosiak and I found inside the Columbus ghost-town offices, and hear the stories of the people supposedly running them.

It was like nothing I’ve ever seen before.

[JD Vance @JDVance]

This builds upon the $250 million in Medicaid deferments to Minnesota that Dr. Oz and I announced at the very beginning of our War on Fraud efforts. Proud of the work our task force and CMS continue to do.

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

Joe Rogan: "There was a headline that said, 'If you’re unvaccinated, it might be time to make your end-of-life will… Years later 'COVID vaccines may cause heart damage.' Same exact magazine."

[MAGA Farmer Allan 🇺🇲 @maga_avid]

@DefiantLs

[Joel Berry @JoelWBerry]

Concerning how shooting games are marketing almost exclusively to mentally disturbed trans people now

[MAGA Farmer Allan 🇺🇲 @maga_avid]

@OzraeliAvi Send these people out already. It's likely to late.

[Cabot Phillips @cabot_phillips]

These posts are eight days apart

[Sean Fitzgerald (Actual Justice Warrior) @IamSean90]

In order to believe this, you also have to think the "MAHA morons" are killing people so well that they're responsible for the 2800 measles cases in Canada, despite them being 1/8 the US population & not controlled by RFK Jr. It's all the "newcomers" bringing it in obviously

[Josh Hawley @HawleyMO]

In the dead of night, the Senate voted to allow billions in taxpayer money to go to trans treatments - hormones, puberty blockers - for MINORS. Unconscionable. Is the House now going to do the same?

[Cabot Phillips @cabot_phillips]

We need to ban pit bulls and I’m tired of being called crazy for believing so.

[Lauren Chen @TheLaurenChen]

Forcibly draft men to die for their country and no one bats an eye

Suggest that women have children for their country and suddenly everyone starts freaking out

We can force men to die, but can't even ask women to become mothers

[MAGA Farmer Allan 🇺🇲 @maga_avid]

@Chaosxsilencer When you got the skill tree max and went on a chain of one shot kills was so much fun.

[MJTruthUltra @MJTruthUltra]

🚨 Democrat Senator Harry Reid introduced legislation in 1993 to end Birthright Citizenship for children of undocumented immigrants.

"No sane country would do that — No sane country would give illegals citizenship"

“If you break our laws by entering this country without permission and give birth to a child, we reward that child with U.S. Citizenship and a guarantee to have full access to all public and social services this society provides.”

https://t.co/mh4CCCGA7v

[MAGA Farmer Allan 🇺🇲 @maga_avid]

@EndWokeness Yes, it's why I'm always listening to something. I can't be listening to myself without going crazy.

[Larry Elder @larryelder]

That idiots get elected, frequently quoted and become voices in the public square explains why smart, accomplished and reserved people avoid public office like the plague. Not only is politics often devoid of reason and logic—it rewards politicians incapable of either.

[Jeffrey A Tucker @jeffreytucker]

They forced human separation for three years, wrecked a million small businesses, robbed a generation of two years of education, violated religious rights, to prepare for a mandated experimental shot – and we are supposed to FORGET about it? I don't think so. https://t.co/BkPWteLny4

[MAGA Farmer Allan 🇺🇲 @maga_avid]

@DefiantLs