Magachurch Pilot

I’m the holy flier. l take only those most worthy (and most generous in giving to the ministry) closer to God. Die Hard is the best Christmas movie.

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@magachrchpastr That’s assuming Meg read the tweet in the first place.

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@magachrchpastr @suetsam At least we’re no longer number 1 in wokeism. Those demonrats have poisoned us enough with that indoctrination.Epstein who?Strait of Hormuz?What’s that?I would much rather focus on how beautiful the reflecting pool and the freakin dow! Can I get a heck yeah?

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@CraigProctor13 @RealJamesWoods Wow makes you an idiot for not realizing this is AI.

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@magachrchpastr @iguanitico @JanaStarr828 Doll hairs

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@magachrchpastr @Neelie15984081

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@magachrchpastr @Neelie15984081 Sometimes the performance enhancing drugs don’t work as well as expected. Most of the time, we pick the right horses. I also admit I shouldn’t have bet on Ann Coulter. She’s way too old at this point.

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@magachrchpastr @JacksonsCrack I had my doubts at one point. That didn’t last very long.

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@PastorAlexLove So true Alex! We must pray and also become generous recurring donors to the ministry of @magachrchpastr !

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@Sassafrass_84 You mean the same kids that aren’t allowed to operate a non profit in New York for fraud? Those wonderful kids?

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@Sassafrass_84 Are you not following a convicted felon yourself?

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@magachrchpastr @KatieMiller @StephenM How does he avoid getting arrested for public indecency? Just because part of your genitals are on your neck doesn’t mean you aren’t requested to cover them up.

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@J_d_C_13 @3YearLetterman You never gave me a plate. Pellet grills and smokers are great.

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@J_d_C_13 @3YearLetterman What about pellets?

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@bethbell08 @magachrchpastr @wiseacre666 It was the Harvard of Bible colleges (unaccredited) in the Missouri too!

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@magachrchpastr @merbatron Isn’t that why we’ve been secretly investing in that Mars colony?

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@BurtMaclin_FBI @brett331_b @HunterBiden Totes

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@magachrchpastr @anthonybander18 Nino can demonstrate that by becoming a generous recurring donor to your private aircraft ministry.

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@elonmusk Show us the real voter fraud statistics Elmo.

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