Senator Euclid

Redpilled. Conservative, Christian, celibate and closeted.

[Senator Euclid @magaeuclid]

Greetings gentlemen, Senator Euclid here. It is my mission to bring as many men into the conservative fold as possible. You too can be fat and repugnant, like all good Americans should be 🇺🇸

[Senator Euclid @magaeuclid]

Style Guide #4: The Christian

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@carr353854 You must wear your uniform, drone

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Style Guide #3: The Farmer

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Style Guide #2: The Suburban Dad

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Style Guide #1: The Politician

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Tag yourself. Who are you, or rather, who would you like to become?

[Senator Euclid @magaeuclid]

Peer pressure works. Be a man. Be MAGA.

[Senator Euclid @magaeuclid]

Sending care packages in the mail to soon-to-be-ex-libs. The second amendment calls for a well-regulated militia. Might as well make my own.

[Schweinbar @Schweinbar1]

🐖🚬🐖🚬🐖🚬🐖🚬👁️

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🐖🎱🕶️🫱📜

[Senator Euclid @magaeuclid]

Visiting our boys in blue makes me wonder how my life would be different if I had joined the force as a younger man. These men are the cream of the crop, and they are on the RIGHT side.

[Senator Euclid @magaeuclid]

We can solve this pesky Iran problem. I've given the negotiators a new wardrobe, a new outlook. Soon they will see things from our perspective.

[Senator Euclid @magaeuclid]

Be a good ambassador for MAGA and the GOP. These rude individuals got mud and beer on my suit. So I made them more suitable to my needs. They are much more respectful now.

[Senator Euclid @magaeuclid]

This ex-gay ex-lib now knows the joys of a life of servitude as my Capitol page. Who else wants to serve the GOP?

[Senator Euclid @magaeuclid]

@carr353854 -Individual liberty and personal freedom
-Self-reliance and independence
-Hard work and meritocracy
-Free enterprise and capitalism
-Patriotism and love of country
-Rule of law and constitutionalism
-Faith and family
-Judeo-Christian moral foundations

[Senator Euclid @magaeuclid]

Tell your Senator what makes you #ProudToBeGOP.

[Senator Euclid @magaeuclid]

Ever look in the mirror and picture yourself differently? It's about time you change. Join the GOP.

[ULTRA Gritty Biker DAD @AnotherHomoCon]

Good talk, son.

[Senator Euclid @magaeuclid]

I was asked to give a commencement speech. But we don't need a few hundred more liberal elites with communication degrees. So I made a few adjustments. We back the blue!