magali

this app kinda scares me (they/them)

[magali @magaliwho]

me and her against the world 😪

[magali @magaliwho]

o shit yall ever been so broke you smoke the stem

[magali @magaliwho]

single men are not funny

[magali @magaliwho]

simon says ATTEEEEEENTIONN!!!!!

[magali @magaliwho]

shall we have this just dance?

[magali @magaliwho]

honey boo boo was my duck dynasty

[magali @magaliwho]

Why I think the government is turning people into fish:
A 🧵

[magali @magaliwho]

when the function got s’mores and you n shawtys hands meet in the marshmallow bag …

[magali @magaliwho]

when i speak spanish everything is happening right fucking now

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

it's so important for a girl in her 20s to have a little animal to baby while she faces the horrors

[magali @magaliwho]

some men just don’t know how to handle a baddie like i do

[magali @magaliwho]

when the high man visits me sometimes it feels like he’s inside me

[lis @simplytomh]

when the bottoms credits started rolling after they murdered an entire football team and blew up a tree

https://t.co/Mo0v8BWW44

[🧹HEX THE PATRIARCHY🧹 @michellehex1212]

Hate to break to the “you’ll regret not having children” crowd but there’re probably more mothers who regret having children than the other way around.

[want a gf @plsfindmeagf]

Stop searching For the meaning of Life. it’s Right in front of You !!! it’s Women

[magali @magaliwho]

group tweak session

[magali @magaliwho]

i hate cr*ck*rs

[magali @magaliwho]

do yall sleep hamburger or hotdog

[Tyler Schmall @tylerschmall]

Somebody asks me to watch their laptop at the coffee shop while they use the bathroom and when they come back their laptop is missing and I’m lying face down on the floor completely dead

[magali @magaliwho]

i’m thursday tired and it’s only monday

[magali @magaliwho]

dyslexic at just dance