mags.

“It was always hard being rich but now it’s hard being famous too.”

[mags. @magansmith96]

@Kay4313 Girl I LOVE that show! I rewatched it probably like a year and a half ago and I just decided recently to rewatch it again. She makes me so mad sometimes!

[mags. @magansmith96]

@grace_horton_97 Believe me, I understand your pain! That’s literally the only thing that helps me go to sleep when he’s snoring super loud.😅

[mags. @magansmith96]

@grace_horton_97 I put my AirPod Pros in and turn on some ASMR. Does the trick every time!

[mags. @magansmith96]

Me: *casually browsing through the houses for sale in the Hamptons on Zillow*

Also me:

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

I am bankrupt but I have decided not to notice

[mags. @magansmith96]

@nikkijdaniel Agreed! We’re always so happy to see each other and I’ve never had a female friend that happy to see me is all I’m sayin’.🤷🏼‍♀️

[mags. @magansmith96]

I truly thought when I first moved to this apartment complex that I would become besties with the younger woman that lives next door. But nope. Instead I became besties with the 70 something year old man that’s always out walking his dog. Very on brand for me.

[mags. @magansmith96]

#NewProfilePic

[mags. @magansmith96]

I was just talking to my mom on the phone & before I got off, this woman really said in all seriousness:

“I need you to plan me & your dad a vacation to Europe for this year, find a new color to paint my bathroom & find me a new vehicle.”

I do not get paid enough for all this.

[mags. @magansmith96]

@Kay4313 @taylorrousseauu Stop it🤣🤣 Let her find out that I have a Twitter and she’ll see that I liked it and we’ll never hear the end of it. Stalking my every move via social media seems to be her hobby🙄🤦🏼‍♀️

[mags. @magansmith96]

Oddly excited about doing a “RIP to my 20’s” photoshoot when I turn 30. I mean I still have about 4 years left to go but it’s never too early to start planning, right?🤪🖤

[mags. @magansmith96]

@Kay4313 Thank God for friends like you because biting my tongue is getting harder and harder.🙄 We gotta keep that pot stirred!🤪🤣

[mags. @magansmith96]

Most of my family and friends today- “Magan, don’t start. Be the bigger person and don’t say anything.”

@Kay4313- *knowing that I have to keep my mouth shut and can’t say anything but that doesn’t mean that she has to*🤷🏼‍♀️🤣

[mags. @magansmith96]

Me: “So then the pizza delivery guy gives me my pizza, breadsticks & I even got Coke bc they had a special on it. Like the soda kind.”

GM: “Thanks for clarifying that the Domino’s delivery guy didn’t deliver a kilo to your doorstep.”

Ok so maybe I give too many details.🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[mags. @magansmith96]

@wendie_hailey Leave me alone! I really wanted a car and just knew if my parents found out that I was at a party that I would never get one.😂🤣

[mags. @magansmith96]

@wendie_hailey Remember that one time that we accidentally had a party at his house and while y’all all got drunk I spent the entire night crying and cleaning up and taking care of all the drunk people?? Good times. For everybody except me.😂

[mags. @magansmith96]

@stewardbradley6 🤦🏼‍♀️🙄😂

[mags. @magansmith96]

@_paigeholt Girl if I wasn’t out of town I would be there and you absolutely could😭 Let’s plan for another Sunday to go together, I would love to see you!

[mags. @magansmith96]

A mood after I just demolished a Quesalupa and looked down only to realize I got beef all in my hair🙃

[mags. @magansmith96]

So I’m the sales manager for this hotel and I was literally there late last night and made a joke about running into Koe and taking him to Whataburger. I have never been more disappointed at a missed opportunity in my life.

[Koe Wetzel @KoeWetzel]

I’m at the clarion

[mags. @magansmith96]

@deidradiane87 Girl, I’m so heated. I understand businesses still have to go on but they were closed today. I understand if I had to go in bc my job is open 24/7 and I live 10 minutes away but even I got to stay home. He lives 45 mins away from his job tho. It took him 2 hrs to get there today

[mags. @magansmith96]

Makes me sick that my dad’s job values their employee’s lives so little that out of the few people they made come in, my dad was one of them when he has probably one of the furthest commutes. And it wasn’t even to do his regular job, it was to de-ice their parking lots.😡😡😡