mya

wubba lubba dub dub

[mya @magdalene_28]

If it were mandatory to give a 30 second trailer on yourself before people meet you/befriend you i would probably be alone forever.

[mya @magdalene_28]

"I dont want to be called a rapist"

Don't rape people then????????

The fuck??

[kurtis conner @kurtisconner]

this is an insane headline but I thought this mf was blowing a huge bubble

[mya @magdalene_28]

IT'S PRIDE MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mya @magdalene_28]

#stevemakesjokes

[mya @magdalene_28]

Today is day one.

[mya @magdalene_28]

I'm tired of this, grandpa

[mya @magdalene_28]

Where is home?

[mya @magdalene_28]

Regret is stronger than gratitude

[Seth Everman @SethEverman]

manifesting gay sex

[mya @magdalene_28]

Leave my mother out of this, Stevie.

#stevemakesjokes

[jazmin @itsnotjazminn]

when he’s a “your makeup looks so good” NOT a “you look better without makeup”

[mya @magdalene_28]

Like kids? Donate.
Like gyms? Donate.
Like dancing? Rebel and change a town. ..or donate to this #gofundme #lindasdancestudio

[Starseeker @EliSleasman]

Help us move to a new space and start fresh https://t.co/6okMG67pku

[mya @magdalene_28]

@_Miles_David_ I read this in your voice

[mya @magdalene_28]

I just randomly remembered the time my dad was cutting down this smaller yet taller tree and it landed on my brother's head.

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

I had a guy friend with a Ph.D in engineering ask me last week how women pee with a tampon in and this is why men shouldn’t be passing laws about women’s bodies.

[mya @magdalene_28]

Things heard out of context: (and in front of grandma)

"We're going to use this on each other later"

[mya @magdalene_28]

I bet @BillNye knows the rock of which Dwayne Johnson (@TheRock) was named after.

[mya @magdalene_28]

I haven't tried it either,
My point was:

I'll make fun of you for saying shit I KNOW you don't know about.

[mya @magdalene_28]

Boss: you like this popcorn? It's called krack korn
Me: no
Boss: how about this popcorn?
Me: yes, that's much better
Boss: man, i❤crack.
Me: what?
Boss: it tastes like crack, i ❤it
Me: clearly you've never tried it.
Boss: i have a bag at my desk
Me: i didnt mean the popcorn