feral little rabbit girl

former backpack leash kid

[Cleo from 6 to 7 @corpsglorieux]

heartwarming ❤️joe biden released back into the wild after presidency

[sophie @seigfrieder]

This is like when the first Beatle died

[BISCUITS @BlSCUlTS]

her face looks like if a PT Cruiser made a wish to become human

[Zim Zardashian @zxmdxxx]

it’s so wild cause i feel like a main theme in barbie was men doing the bare minimum and getting celebrated for it and it literally created a real world example-

[doomer @uncledoomer]

choose your fighter

[Cait Cavell @Cait_Cavell]

The plan? The first-ever edible mascot. We sponsor a college football game, have a PopTart mascot rise out of a giant toaster, dance around the whole game, make everyone fall in love with it, and lower it back down into the toaster to its death where an edible PopTart comes out the other end—so everyone can eat it to celebrate the winners of the game. This will drive brand awareness by capitalizing on millennials’ anxiety and depression.

[Snyder's Windbreaker @KSUWindbreaker]

RIP Pop-Tart Mascot, you lived more during 4 quarters than most people do in their entire lifetimes

[Casey @C4SEY85]

The end of an era
#PopTartsBowl

[feral little rabbit girl @magdalynerae]

baby’s first pizza pizza

[Chongo (Professional Dingus)🐀 @ChongoTweet]

Cookies represent the body of Santa while the milk represents the blood of Santa

[feral little rabbit girl @magdalynerae]

tell me why when i asked my 6 year old niece what she wanted Santa to bring her this year, she looks me dead in the eyes and tells me she wants the abandoned Menards in Council Bluffs…… why might you ask? so she can “live there alone.”

[feral little rabbit girl @magdalynerae]

hey is the person who runs mug root beer’s instagram okay

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

IDC if santa claus is coming to town… so is Gypsy Rose Blanchard!!!!!!

[annabelle :3 @oomfabelle]

This shit changed my life I was so fucking down terrible for this man as a child I was awoken

[feral little rabbit girl @magdalynerae]

sweetstreeper

[amber heard archive  🇵🇸 @heardsstan]

famous men who did horrible things that most people ignore,

a thread;

[feral little rabbit girl @magdalynerae]

i had a lucid dream wolves were howling outside my room and i was SO mad i had to take these wolves back to alaska in the morning but turns out it was just the nyquil

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

Hey, just a reminder that we've spent $8 trillion dollars on the "War on Terror", which averages to A BILLION DOLLARS A DAY since 9/11.

Imagine pumping A BILLION DOLLARS A DAY into schools, healthcare, infrastructure, and small businesses for the last 22 years.

What a waste.