magi

whos doing whippets in the freezer plz stop

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[M @melosling]

At the age where the foods I eat actually impact the way I feel

[lungs @pleadedguilt]

That alcohol will have me Communicating

[Charlie Kirks Neck Tie @FUCKBOOG]

I hate when u start dating a girl and u meet her homegirls and they be like you better treat her right . Im like Or else what bitch

[👩‍💻 @weirdassfishes]

When you’re so high u start to understand why people didn’t fuck with you in high school

[laura @radiomortali]

morro de medo de um dia ter filhos feios

[rachel tensions @halfsaiid]

why is your penis on a dead girls phone.

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Cushings disease is so funny like a doctor has to come in and solemnly diagnose you as medically chopped

[sam @samcanmiss]

If ur socially retarded as a girl around girls they fcking kill u

[duke of dumb 🍉 @mrsdofenshmirtz]

my nicotine addiction has gotten frankly out of hand but I don’t really have time to deal with that

[ryker @stellar_vhs]

i got plenty of change cmere brotha

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

it's so interesting to meet people who were traumatized by their parents' divorce because i personally was traumatized by my parents' marriage

[Brendo. @6thPrestige]

when u see a fatass pothole but it’s to late

[. @playboicurrryy]

when you got 5 health problems u jus ignoring

[ciaran @statechxmps]

JFK gay Asf for falling asleep when Jackie phat ass out like this 👀