Daniel Magden

I do comedy. I came up with the entire plot to airbud and it was stolen from me. listen to my podcast Reefer Sadness

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@SlamHarter I smelt a hint of cedar

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@PreciousRoy1981 Lol he has a Netflix show

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@HeyItsLiam Topher Grace yelled at me when I worked at the Jersey Mikes in West Hollywood (in all fairness I fucked up his sandwich)

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Just got out of an early screening of AIR and we loved it. 2 hours of dudes just absolutely rippin’ (with a stand out performance from Viola Davis)

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@ianirarousso I’ve never seen family matters lol

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Just pre-ordered the new PlayStation VR because I can’t stop giving Sony 600 dollars so I can play the two games they’ve made for their newest hardware

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So excited to go to a fancy restaurant with my girlfriend so I can tell her about all of the podcasts I listened to this week

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No sleep is as good as “dvd menu screen playing on loop in the background” sleep. I love waking up and remembering that I was just watching Limitless with Bradley Cooper

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I’m at my grandmas and she’s telling me about The Statler Brothers and they must’ve been really spitting because she talks about them like they’re The Migos

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If the man sitting next to me on this flight doesn’t put his phone onto airplane mode I am going to put him under citizens arrest

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People are so nice in the big city

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Huge shout out to the lady that came in twenty minutes late into Avatar 2, drunk as hell, only to moments later loudly remark to her husband that “this movie looks fake”

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Watching a doc about the making of Apocalypse Now and oh man I’ve never missed cocaine so much

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I’m going to be murdered by this kitty cat

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I get so much FOMO every time I go to Target and I don’t steal something

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@ianirarousso Risky Business is my favorite 80s Cruise. Edge Of Tomorrow is also really good if you want something more recent that flew under the radar a little

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Need I remind everyone of the Bang energy weed vapes at the deli I get grilled cheeses from

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Turns out smoking E. Coli gets you super high and is pretty rad

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CAUTION: E. Coli, Salmonella, and Lead found in marijuana that’s being legally sold in New York‼️😳

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Just got drunk at the Outback Steakhouse in Manhattan. Hey Marvin Scorsese where’s your fucking New York movie about this

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@Laneit360 I’m about to snag mine for tomorrow afternoon! I’ll message you how I like it lol