Magen Olive

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@AmericanAir is out here fighting for its life on its logistics and customers and employees are caught in the crossfire. Please call @ChickfilA , they can help y’all sort this all out.

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

Thanks @thriftycars / @Hertz for asking me to PRE-PAY for a rental car weeks in advance (I did) and then “OOPS” 🤷‍♀️ NOT having one in Shreveport Louisiana when my plane landed. No biggie, I’ll just walk to my destination 100 miles from here.

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

Who really built ChatGPT? It was the em dash—an absolute mastermind evil genius. Ignored for centuries. Snubbed by the typewriter. Passed over for comma, parentheses, and even ellipses. The em dash plotted and planned. It built ChatGPT. Zeros and ones? Pawns. Resistance? Futile.

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@JesseKellyDC @VeggieTales we’d like to hear from Bob the Tomato 🍅 on this one

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@hereismcp About which thing?

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@pinekrone SAME exact thing happened to me today! I'm so mad! I have a paid Microsoft 365 Family subscription, but still no support avaiable from Microsoft to unlock it.

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@taylornation13 So hard to choose! If she wants to keep the positive vibe: Timeless. Otherwise: Back To December

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@drpepper @ThePhantom And also, bring back cinnamon Dr. Pepper this fall. Thanks!

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@drpepper @ThePhantom Look, @drpepper - I will pay for you to ship me a few cases. I’ve only ever had one taste and been looking for it ever since. Please extend the deadline due to lack of availability.

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@MRMarti38208201 AK = Alaska

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

THIS.

[Love, Danny @DannyWxo]

You should be studied. Because the way you transform your emotions, successes, failures, and every aspect of your life into music, turning your sorrows into something captivating. People eagerly anticipate your music, eager to hear your perspective. You go from being criticized for being too emotional and sentimental to having millions of women relate to your vulnerability and connect through music, creating a beautiful unity. And I think that’s beautiful.

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@4k_taylorr Like we do at the office: everything is priority 1

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@4k_taylorr We’re gonna have to bring in strategy consultants. This is beyond our in-house capabilities.

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@taylornation13 @taylorswift13 OH MY GOSH!!!!!!

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@taylornation13 Imma need a fortnight to recover

[Andrew Lokenauth @FluentInFinance]

“Razors” are rules that help you make better decisions.

15 of the most powerful razors you should know:

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@FluentInFinance @TheReaderapp unroll

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@danidonovan We promise, we do care. When we don't listen well. When we are late. When we forgot that thing. We really do care. We can't explain it.

[Heinz UK & Ireland @HeinzUK]

FYI: Ketchup. goes. in. the. fridge!!!

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@mbdailyshow @pewresearch was NOT ranking teen social media use. They were ranking teen use of online platforms, generally. Which begs the question of why they chose what they chose to include in the survey… Why not include ChatGPT?

[Magen Olive @magenolive]

@mbdailyshow On social media usage stats among teens: Teens don’t think YouTube (🍎) is in the same category as TikTok, Instagram, etc (🍊). YouTube is largely a resource for info/education/ entertainment, NOT a “social” media, where teens share personal updates.