Maggie Haefele

funny tweets about parenthood. serious tweets about football and wine.

[Maggie Haefele @magfele]

@ChrisJValenti Where is your costume?! Did you go as ‘dad’?

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@ByHeatherLloyd Show. Us. Sam!!!!!
Show. Us. Sam!!!!!

[Maggie Haefele @magfele]

The CDC says the Colts will win the Super Bowl this year.

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@HiddenPeanuts TSA pre check is a beautiful thing. Must have!

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@ChrisJValenti Nice! Also, when did your kids get so big?!

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@ChrisJValenti I do not miss that drive!

[Gump Cathcart @bubbagumpino]

I dunno what’s better the baseball helmet or the cartwheel??

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@Jeep_TJ_Girl Accurate work and life pic

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@AllisonLCarter When you need to be on the bed, stretch, and bark out the window…

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@Jeep_TJ_Girl Hahahaha!!! I mean that sums up my day(s)

[Maggie Haefele @magfele]

@HiddenPeanuts Had same convo with my boss’s boss today! She told me that “we will always be busy” instead of asking “what can we do to take things off your plate or transfer projects or staff appropriately”

[Maggie Haefele @magfele]

@ChrisJValenti Ditto

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@HiddenPeanuts We are starting on Monday. I’m happy and sad about it. Also scared! Parenting is hard.

We aren’t just working during a pandemic. We are surviving a pandemic while trying to protect our families and maintaining a paycheck. So hard!

[Maggie Haefele @magfele]

@HiddenPeanuts And by that I mean...if stuff is back to normal!

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@HiddenPeanuts We are going in October. Haefele party?

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@HiddenPeanuts Will she be going into school? Ella starts school this year and I hope she gets the experience of being in a classroom.

[Maggie Haefele @magfele]

@HiddenPeanuts Ok! Glad it wasn’t just me!

[Maggie Haefele @magfele]

@ChrisJValenti This makes me happy and sad.

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@HiddenPeanuts Neither of our kids nap anymore. I’m most productive between 8pm-11pm. #sleepy

[Maggie Haefele @magfele]

Jeremy: kids, stop screaming. You’re being too loud.
Kid 1: we are pirates and pirates are loud
Kid 2: *screams while running through the house*
Me: *continues to drink wine*

This is all normal. Everything is fine.