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captain tying knots

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brb going to shake my ass at the Ozdust Ballroom

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it’s almost like the people I keep passing on the sidewalk don’t even know we’re in a race

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all body condiments should come in squeezable bottles

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Quality Inn’s only exist so people can successfully play the alphabet game on roadtrips

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I’m getting them all yoga pants and hokas this holiday season

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I feel bad for all the old ladies who don’t know they can wear sneakers and pants now

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this city is being overrun by doodles

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The thing about Barbie is that it’s sold out everywhere

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didn’t have smoke storm on my wet June bingo card

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If Biden’s the president, who does that make the CEO?

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rare cultural phenomenon: baby boomers don’t get hangovers

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the girlies leaving reviews on nuuly are the backbone of society

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Viserys do be looking like this white walker #eyeball #HouseOfTheDragon #HOTD

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Win a Brooklyn Mirage Season Pass: https://t.co/dNbf9h1T13

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watching Seinfeld and can’t get over how much Jerry sounds like the bee in Bee Movie

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seeing Billy Joel tomorrow

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Hi, I’d like some new billionaires pls and a side of fries. Thx!

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having a vibe crisis, or as one might call it a ~vibsis~

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it is H2 of 2021 - time to start calling everyone boss