maybe: maggie

she/her

[maybe: maggie @maggeroni_]

El gallo? That is a white man. #PaulTyson

[maybe: maggie @maggeroni_]

My sister and I are sharing our experiences with #TheSims4Lovestruck

[Sheila Taylor Clark @SoShaydee]

Um sir suspicions with normal medical test results are exactly what you report to child family services #ThePrisonConfessionsOfGypsyRoseBlanchard #GypsyRoseonLifetime

[Is Today Ted Danson's Birthday? @TedDansonBDay]

Today is Ted Danson’s birthday.

[The Professor Nick Harrison @MrProfessor318]

When you don’t bundle home and auto

[maybe: maggie @maggeroni_]

I spend the first minute of Jack Harlow’s performance wondering whether or not his hype man was just a fan who made it onto the field

[maybe: maggie @maggeroni_]

@vivbabe66 I tried to get a screen cap from Hulu but it wouldn’t let me. 😭 Glad someone knows what I’m talking about.

[maybe: maggie @maggeroni_]

Y’all Kimberly had the opportunity to do the funniest thing #AHSDelicate

[maybe: maggie @maggeroni_]

Nothing more entertaining than watching people “call out haters” that are nonexistent

[maybe: maggie @maggeroni_]

Really disappointed I didn’t turn into a zombie. Was not looking forward to going to my 4 o’clock meeting. #EmergencyAlertSystem

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

‘The Office’ is reportedly getting rebooted

[maybe: maggie @maggeroni_]

Me sitting down for #AHSDelicate like I haven’t been disappointed in every season for the last 5 years.

[maybe: maggie @maggeroni_]

@StephenKing I just finished “Holly”. Please write every book about her. I can’t let her go. 😭

[maybe: maggie @maggeroni_]

Are people still using this platform or?

[maybe: maggie @maggeroni_]

You actually CAN express disappointment with Lizzo without being openly racist, sexist, and fat phobic. Thx.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Ed Sheeran wins copyright trial, found not guilty of copying Marvin Gaye’s ‘Let’s Get It On’ with ‘Thinking Out Loud.’

[maybe: maggie @maggeroni_]

the fact that y’all are out here having two and three babies with these men whilst no ring is astounding

[maybe: maggie @maggeroni_]

Me: “Where do you sleep?”
My client: “In the streets!”
*for legal reasons, I can confirm he does not sleep in the streets

[Miss S⸆⸉😘🫶🏾🇵🇰 🍉🍁🍂🥧📚☕️🦊🦔🦝🫎🦋🙊 @supermormongirl]

YOU MOTHERFUCKERS CANNOT JUST SUDDENLY TREND “DICK VAN DYKE” AT THIS UNGODLY PRE-SUNRISE HOUR ON THIS SUPER CURSED BIRD APP WITHOUT FIRST CLARIFYING THAT HE’S ALIVE AND OKAY, OMFG!!!!