maggiedoodles

24. EC ‘21.

[Witch @Space_Bunzzz]

Back in my day there was so much toilet paper and so much eggs that we gathered at night and threw them at the houses of our enemies.

[horse @horseimage]

horse wearing turkey hat ready for thanksgiving celebrations very whimsical and thankful

[maggiedoodles @maggers_]

ironic that the day i saw smashmouth in naperville is the same day that steve dies

[eliza @elizamclamb]

How it feels to be in boarding group 5

[maggiedoodles @maggers_]

@_theycallmechey i wholeheartedly agree

[Ian @ianfluencer]

Finally paid off my vodka cran from last month. God is good 🙌

[maggiedoodles @maggers_]

@ratbreadhours classic mike w

[maggiedoodles @maggers_]

@ratbreadhours is that dad

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

It's a good weekend.

[spencer reid quotes @handaewi]

Garcia: Talk is cheap.
Reid: Not when you’re talking to a therapist.

[maggiedoodles @maggers_]

now i’m in charge of the program and i have to use the led star, not the star costume 😔😔

[maggiedoodles @maggers_]

came back to see my old school’s Christmas program tonight, and i gotta say, im a little upset that they’re using an LED star instead of forcing some awkward 8th grader to wear a polyester star costume

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Bear. He ordered a hat online, and it turned out to be a little smaller than it looked in the pictures. Thinks he can still pull it off though. 13/10

[Jen Psaki @jrpsaki]

I asked my 4 yr old if he was excited to be in his Uncle’s wedding To which he responded “yeah and I can’t wait to be the ring bear I have been practicing” and then proceeded to get on all fours and growl loudly at me. No plans to correct his understanding of his role

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[spencer reid quotes @handaewi]

To get away with murder, you simply don’t tell anyone.

[maggiedoodles @maggers_]

still reeling over the fact that hozier retweeted something the pope said about humans being like bats

[spencer reid quotes @handaewi]

No offense, but you're not really worth getting angry at