Maggie Wilson

tweets for every occasion

[Maggie Wilson @maggieAwilson]

Girl @ work-"Maggie do you eat a lot of carrots?"
Me-"Yeah, why?"
Girl @ work-"You look like the type of person who eats a lot of carrots."

[Maggie Wilson @maggieAwilson]

@codyfry hey Cody! I love your new Christmas album!

Care to settle an argument? My boyfriend is convinced that you are the only vocalist on your song “jingle bells”, is he wrong?

[Maggie Wilson @maggieAwilson]

@Zach_balkcom We are wearing the same shirt #brotherhood

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Just witnessed a girl having a photo shoot with her Starbucks Frappuccino in the middle of the aisle at Target

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Today is the kind of day where you rip a hole in the back of your pants at work and don’t notice until the end of your shift

[Maggie Wilson @maggieAwilson]

Me talking to a yellow jacket that flew into my house when I was just trying to enjoy the nice weather with the door open- “JUST GET IN THE JAR. I AM TRYING TO HELP”

[Maggie Wilson @maggieAwilson]

@jenndeese13 @roberts_katlyn About to be the greatest weekend of my life

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This is BOLD @johnbcrist

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This has @johnbcrist written all over it

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Me in line at the DOLLAR store.
“Yeah you can’t get anything for a dollar anymore.”
....looks around & realizes everything is ONE DOLLAR

[Ben Rector @benrector]

Congrats to Justin Timberlake on winning Super Bowl LII.

[Maggie Wilson @maggieAwilson]

Eat some ice cream. Idk but this usually solves a lot of things

[Maggie Wilson @maggieAwilson]

Go on a walk + find a nice quiet place in the woods. Then yell.

[Maggie Wilson @maggieAwilson]

Put your blanket in the dryer. It will make you feel nice and warm even though on the inside your heart is cold

[Maggie Wilson @maggieAwilson]

On this very sensitive super bowl Sunday I would like to offer some methods to console your emotions that you thought you handled last year

[Maggie Wilson @maggieAwilson]

Today I saw a college boy check out at the grocery store & his cart consisted of Cheeto puffs, nutter buttes, snickers, & 2 light sabres

[Maggie Wilson @maggieAwilson]

@KrystalMarie02 Those were the days!!

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Splurged at @kroger & bought the organic tomato sauce and but then it shattered on my driveway

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I love Milledgeville radio stations because they just remixed “don’t drop that thun thun thun” with Luke Bryan’s “country girl”

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Anotha one

[Maggie Wilson @maggieAwilson]

No clue who these people are or why they’re requesting me but idk football brings people together