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UNC ‘23 #blacklivesmatter

[maggie @maggie_albert_]

Just dropped my incredibly heavy toothbrush on my toe... I am NOT OKAY

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@sillygardeneel yes!!!

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here she is 💖

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just worked a 53 hour work week and i’m getting a puppy tomorrow because i’m stupid!!!

[maggie @maggie_albert_]

just worked a 53 hour work week and i’m getting a puppy tomorrow because i’m stupid!!!

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had to explain dan and phil to my 32 yr old coworker today 😞

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there are two truly terrifying people i went to high school with that are now dating and i become the most evil version of myself when i see a photo of them together

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personally it would be my last thought before falling asleep as my body was filled with existential dread 👍🏻

[maggie @maggie_albert_]

do u guys think zendaya ever regrets retweeting james charles in like 2016 and basically starting his career

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this is going to be the final shot of American Crime Story: Santos vs the House that secures Harvey Guillén an Emmy

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rip albert einstein u would have loved the lorax 💔

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@sillygardeneel WOOOOO

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@historicalfits feeling so validated rn

[maggie @maggie_albert_]

unpacking childhood trauma in therapy: 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️
unpacking childhood trauma at the waxhaw tap house: 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[maggie @maggie_albert_]

declan mckenna single-handedly bringing back indie sleaze with these new singles

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@avery_wad PLEASE

[maggie @maggie_albert_]

i wore a maxi skirt and a tank top 👍🏻 😎the old people were horrified by my septum piercing ✨😇 but i won some $$$ 🤑💸

[maggie @maggie_albert_]

realizing i do not know how to dress normal. all of my clothes are lounge clothes or gay college party clothes. i am going to a bunco game with a bunch of old people, wtf am i supposed to wear???!