Early reactions to the Gerald-Keith-Doris Cinematic Universe have been mixed.
The Guardian: "Three farm animals whose continued existence represents a fundamental challenge to... " (Keith ate the rest of this review.)
The Daily Mail: "Are these animals destroying Britain's countryside? We asked six people who haven't been to the countryside."
The BBC: "We spoke to a professor who has not visited any of these fields."
Natural England: "We are aware of Doris and are preparing a case study."
Brian: "I've started leaving her to it, honestly. She grazed the rank corner again. I've added a new column."
The farmer (Ledbury): "Gerald's fine. Why are you asking."
The farmer (Devon, exasperated): "Keith got out again."
The farmer (Lake District, quietly): "She's a good ewe. Don't tell her I said that."
Opening weekend projections: strong.
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@RandysVinylTap I remember that 66 storm. I had a flight out to Mexico via Vancouver & my neighbour took me to a taxi on the the main road in Winnipeg on his snowmobile so I wouldnโt miss my flight. Got back a week or so later & it was all but melted.