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[Maggie @maggie_gh]

i got called sir by a 14yo Culver’s worker today, so if you see my big dick hanging out then mind your business

[Sgt Pepper @MzSgtPepper]

RFK Jr testified in his divorce proceedings that he was too brain damaged to work so therefore couldn’t pay alimony.

He is now the Secretary of Health and Human Services. Our food is poisoned and measles is on the rise.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

[t’es woke toi ! 🇵🇸 @teswoketoi]

google actively violating tribal rights with the seneca nation by doing this btw.

[House Democrats @HouseDemocrats]

It's too expensive to live and Donald Trump is renaming lakes.

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

there’s glass in our bread

[ringo @butchivalry]

“Is it just me or are the Avs a very snoopy energy team?” SNOOPY IS FROM MINNESOTA

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

[xander @whosalex]

its so hot outside i fucking hate israel

[aggressively pinching my public defender @mushubeans]

It's BAD.
It's so fuckin bad dude. It's not good.

[Kevin M. Nelson @KevinMNelsonUSA]

We need new House and Senate rules:

If you are MIA for more than 72 hours, without an official, documented communication with the Speaker or Majority Leader- you lose your seat, period!

McConnell is Not the first walking zombie to go missing for days without proof of life.

[Michael @TheMG3D]

It’s against the law to impersonate a doctor

[isa Ψ @ewansrhider]

amo que a produção de house of the dragon escolheu usar dragões de verdade em vez de cgi. finalmente uma série preocupada em gerar empregos para os dragões.

[Madeline Dorroh 🎙️💫 @madelinedorroh]

The Odyssey and other ancient epic poems are rooted in hundreds of years of oral tradition. I genuinely cannot think of a greater insult to the work than replacing a voiced narration with AI

[𝓐𝓲𝓶𝔂 ౨ৎ @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[mj 𝜗𝜚⋆˚ @simplymxine]

i cackle thinking about how much aura he thought he had dropping this

[seamus casey crew 2 @spelunky_]

not only did carter hart lose but he also put up the worst goaltending performance in stanley cup finals history, & that’s something that everyone can celebrate!

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Be exactly like ruby

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.

[maya @jaanamaya]

i hope the birth rate keeps declining, most men don’t deserve to have their bloodline be continued.

[yane @wixywbr]

just gripping the tit i guess