emotional support water bottle

not entirely convinced that i exist

[emotional support water bottle @maggie_mac1298]

I am SO proud of my parents

[Everything Out Of Context @EverythingOOC]

fuck it, the entire Oppenheimer movie

[j a d a @jadawadas]

you never realize how little pink you own until you’re on your way to see barbie…

[emotional support water bottle @maggie_mac1298]

How do I interrupt this to ask for more towels before my Uber arrives

[emotional support water bottle @maggie_mac1298]

Omg my hotel front desk concierge is flirting with the fedex delivery driver and this is out of a MOVIE CUTE

[wogurt @yogurtcrave]

i’m not convinced y’all know the difference between the words “implode” and “explode”

[emotional support water bottle @maggie_mac1298]

One of the men I work with once told me that he has a harder time respecting women in the workplace because they get emotional. I asked him what it’s called when a man gets so angry he punches the bulkhead. Touché motherfucker.

[emotional support water bottle @maggie_mac1298]

Life is so fuckin weird bro

[Taylor Kay Phillips @TayKayPhillips]

Literally no one understands something more completely than a woman in a meeting who starts a question with “Just so I understand…”

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Me reappearing in people’s lives after inexplicably disappearing for several months…

[emotional support water bottle @maggie_mac1298]

i think i’m starting my quarter life crisis a year early and i definitely don’t see it ending .

[so much (for) katie 💫 @katiealleycat]

see you in August 🥹🥰😎🤩🥵⭐️💫 @falloutboy @petewentz

[emotional support water bottle @maggie_mac1298]

something i look forward to after a hitch is just being frickin cozy. ship cozy ≠ home cozy

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

(completely overwhelmed) will do!

[JP @jpbrammer]

a corporate phrase I dislike is “just to piggyback off what you said…” Get off me

[yocy @shlumptflower]

getting overstimulated is so fucking annoying bc how do i explain that everything i hear n see is making me ANGRY

[emotional support water bottle @maggie_mac1298]

2023 is the year of consistent sunscreen 😤

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

note to self: take more pics in 2023

[emotional support water bottle @maggie_mac1298]

I’ve seen the future turn back now

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

“it doesn’t feel like christmas” bro when was the last time you felt anything

[emotional support water bottle @maggie_mac1298]

looking at my pintrest tattoo board from high school and I really was a basic bitch