Maggie

Tall. Awkward. Life of the party.

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

@MaAyYaA7 Omg this was my first phone too!!

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

@JadeGarciaa @PokemonGoApp Seek help

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

My level of exercise today was watching my postmates deliver boy bike my panini to me from my bed

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

There is nothing more annoying than waiting in line just to be told to go into a different line 😑

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

Going to start putting on my resume that @TheChainsmokers responded to my instagram DM

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

@C0cksucker9000 you're giving me life

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

I told @JadeGarciaa that Dutch people sound like Sim characters and she said "Maggie, I know I took German in high school" ... smh

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Well, the fumes from the DVDs might be toxic and I've still got your money, so by all means borrow my lighter.

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

One upside to a Trump presidency is we’re going to be in great shape from all this marching.

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

My mom just dabbed at the dinner table and followed it with "do people still do this?" 👏🏻

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

@natalieleminh and I won 2 free tickets to @TheChainsmokers this Friday so basically my life is really looking up right now

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

I wish the plural to finger was fingas

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

Ugh, here I am finding myself watching veteran surprise visits to their family on youtube after midnight...again.

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

Gotta love the holidays

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

I honestly feel really bad about how much laundry I brought back to my mother...but like, not bad enough to actually help her with it

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

Turns 21, loses license on first night out.

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

Take a nap in Panera - check.

[Maggie @maggiearonson]

@noturcoworker turns out he was also a mormon