Maggie Martin

If you don't like alpacas we can't be friends

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

Patiently awaiting the day Ben Shrader comes out as a psychopath

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

free food hits different

[Aidan Smith @aidan_smx]

I don’t think there’s a purer, more distilled form of evil than anti-homeless architecture. Imagine spending this much money to prevent people without homes from getting sleep.

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

Going to the grocery store alone and hungry again, what’s new?

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

@han__lan 7 Pounds or Hachi

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

I miss having to go places...

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

I don’t care what anyone says, I have the best boyfriend and you cannot convince me otherwise

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

I just accidentally dropped one of my sister’s camera lenses and I fully expect to be murdered in my sleep tonight, so this is goodbye

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

@han__lan

[Barnacre Alpacas @BarnacreAlpacas]

How many alpacas can you fit in a paddling pool?!

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

What I meant to say “I think I’m gonna wake up early tomorrow to go for a run”
What I actually said “I think I’m gonna wake up early tomorrow to take a nap”
My subconscious taking over to tell me what I really want....

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

Quarantine Quotes:
Mom: “Emily, you’re making dinner tonight”
Emily: “no why, I have a headache”
Mom: *laughs* “you are a headache”

[Reveille X @reveille]

Pet me, please! 😅🐾

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

@TheBattOnline @KBTXNews @TAMU Here

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

@MehdiDanesh It’s just hard to find a new routine, it’s not all bad though

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

End of day one of online classes and I have already lost motivation

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

Don’t you just LOVE getting reminded by your phone calendar that the event you’ve been looking forward to has been cancelled? It’s my favorite

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

Dang it, this means I’m gonna have to keep my apartment clean

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

So this guest lecturer in one of my classes literally handed out money today. I left with $25, one girl got over $500... wth lol

[Maggie Martin @maggiebellem]

I need some thrifting therapy right about now