Maggie

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

I need to state publicly that I wish I was Coleman Domingo

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

Dramaturgically this made sense

[College Football Report @CFBReport]

Kyle Shanahan When Calling Plays in the Super Bowl:

• 0-3 Record
• Outscored 29-74 in 2nd Half/OT

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

@fumo_city Pics or it didn’t happen - also I never want to see that # ever again

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

@ChrisGaragiola Chris this is awesome - congratulations!

[Deion Sanders Jr @DeionSandersJr]

My dad should pull up like Doug Dimmadome to the game

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

@fumo_city What is your Nana doing driving an Uber

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

Brock Purdy? More like Brock Hurty

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

@Matural_Light1 Not very mayoral of you

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

Tell me I’m wrong

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

@CenturyLink = 🗑

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

Still getting garbage speeds and haven’t heard back from @centurylink. Maybe their social media team is having issues with the internet too?

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

Coming out of twitter retirement to complain about the absolute #garbage internet speed I’m getting from @centurylink - had to use data to tweet this btw

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

Coming out of twitter retirement to complain about the absolute #garbage internet speed I’m getting from @centurylink - had to use data to tweet this btw

[1 new tweet from Art Cai @fartcai]

do italians get the vaccine
like this or like this?

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

@realnumber1bud JAMES love the handle, so true bud

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

@homemade937 Settle down

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

@WDWellsy Natural sweet Cajun heat

[Maggie @maggieemodi]

@kayleyslezak Yo.......

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

It’s already tonight?? What’s next? Tomorrow??? Fuck this.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

Current mental state: Jealous of trees for being able to hang out outside in groups.

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

If babies “aren’t supposed to have espresso” then why is the cup so small??!!