maggie

cult leader

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

lisa kudrow giving miss piggy a standing ovation

[mary @elaine_stritch]

Joan Didion…in the improv challenge, it was truly The Year of Magical Thinking…but on the runway…you were Slouching Towards Bethlehem

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

Sorry baby, mommy can never own a home because she would buy 65 touch tunes credits every time she had 2 drinks in her

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Darkness cannot survive in the presence of light. Now put THAT between 2 buns & eat it

[Charli @charli_xcx]

holy shit i met meredith marks

[Andrews Steel @asteel2]

Yorgos Lanthimos should make a movie for Angie K

[Ben Kesslen @benkesslen]

i learned what cultural appropriation was after reading a think piece about shake it off on buzzfeed

[Chris Murphy @christress]

Jane Krakowski as Mary Todd Lincoln and Trump dead or at the very least completely incapacitated would i think immediately make today the best day of all time and by a considerable margin at that

[pris @pwiscila]

Answering everyone’s messages a week later

[Real Bravoholic @RealBravoholic]

Jen Shah has banned Ghislaine Maxwell from participating in all shah-mazing workout classes, barbie pageants, and prison plays while serving her sentence at FPC Bryan.

[maggie @maggiefortinn]

Lena Dunham should’ve put trigger warnings got the music in Too Much

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

this summer i am going to figure some things out …

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

it’s so cool that instead of having fun this summer, I’m just Feeling Weird

[julia @FOAM1NG]

if i was a bunny. i would thump my foot really hard

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

I actually physically can’t put my arm down because of how UP my paws are

[Laura Dern @LauraDern]

I AM! https://t.co/fbMbIkCMe8

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Liam Payne, former One Direction member, has died at the age of 31 after falling from hotel balcony, TMZ reports.