Maggie Jones

she/her, Swiftie, dog mom, among other things

[Peaky Balwinder @momoskhanehaibc]

Me after having junk food that didn’t even taste good

[Maggie Jones @maggiejoones]

@swiftschild13 They do not have many left!!! Just an fyi. We just left there. I spent like 176 pounds😭

[☆ Angelita ☆ @pyschodior]

Me when I start thinking https://t.co/LIyqyZWsLi

[Cemo ❤️‍🔥 @werentfunny]

forget gaylors these are my new enemies

[TMG @thetmgshow]

you wouldn’t last one hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

🤍And that’s the closest I’ve come to my heart exploding 🤍

✍️: @robsheff / @RollingStone

[☔ @Whotfismick]

my relationship with my mom is something like this :

[²⁸ @fourlokolou]

me and my friends waiting for an uber trying to figure out what a hyundai looks like

[savannah @catluvr2008]

this is some shit that would happen to tobias fünke

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

Rachel McAdams having a panic attack in an economy class seat

Cillian Murphy in the seat next to her:

[🧩 aaron 🧩 @JHardRTolkien]

Shane Gillis at the SNL post show after party

[gabe @ntgabe]

shane gillis doing his SNL monologue and immediately saying “retarded”

[holly ≅ @HollyIfTrue]

It's a metaphor, you see. You put the thing that does the killing right between your teeth, but you never give it the power to kill you

[Hannah @dumbandfunn]

him: are you fucking stupid
me:

[Sal Vulcano @SalVulcano]

Shane just crushed that monologue.

[dan @danofmyheart]

“he paid”