Maggie Kamp

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

I just vacuumed up my phone charger...still a win though cuz atleast I vacuumed @mom

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

If you're looking for a good cry watch The Little Mermaid 😭

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

Never trust a man who points his toes..

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

My coworker at the holiday party: "I really wanna meet xxx's wife"
Me: "why?"
Him: "so I can see who signed up for forever"
😂😂 #savage

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

Moved into a new apartment and the shower head is tall enough ayyyyyyyy

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

Being a night person is fun in college but then you graduate and lie awake until you blink and your alarm goes off and then hello zombie

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

Sometimes you gotta and othertimes you must @leez_beez @BrittBruinsma @megriet20

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

Back at my orthodontist..greasy kids everywhere like I just saw a boy reach his hand down his pants. so happy I made it outta middle school

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

Whenever I need a good laugh I stalk @Vlen13's twitter feed. 🔥

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

my boss used the expression "piece of cake" and that's the last thing I can remember her saying

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

Dogs are like boys-the more hints you drop that you don't like them the harder they try 🙄

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

What I would do to be in wrigleyville right now #GoCubsGo

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

When you sitting down and a short guy starts talking to you so you stand up to freak him out..never gets old #tallgirlprobs #jktallgirlperks

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

@lottalauda @AmberWarners 🐾🐾2 dogs!

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

hey i found a cool part about living with a dog you don't have to set an alarm cuz they'll ALWAYS wake you up before it 🐶🔫

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

Currently walking around the parking garage at work looking for my car #educated

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

stayed in 2/2 nights this weekend which gave me some quality time to look forward to dying alone

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

Craving fall so I got a #psl on #NationalCoffeeDay but it's literally 90degrees in SoCal 🙄 #nochill

[Maggie Kamp @maggiekamp]

Had a dream I mean nightmare that I was engaged woke up with so much anxiety