Maggie Rivers

Mama to the most beautiful babies ever. Sox fan. Soccer is life. Peace & Love ❤️

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

Red paint, black stripes, and zero fucks given about what anyone thinks once the redline hits. 🏁🔥

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@CuriosityonX Not gonna lie, watching someone accidentally argue for universal healthcare while trying to make a point is painful 😭

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@itsKARY_ How do you reach three years old on pure vibes alone like this is completely wild 🥴

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@UziWya Bring back the era where you could dance like nobody's watching instead of worrying about ending up on a cringe compilation 🙃

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@covie_93 The irony is so loud it hurts 🤡

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@PublicEnemiesHQ Bro's warranty officially expired after all those years in the ring 😮‍💨

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@kushb6rbie Getting carded used to be annoying, now it's just flattering 😭

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

It’s heavy, it’s loud, and it absolutely refuses to fit into anyone's idea of a sensible car. The way it crouches on the asphalt tells you everything you need to know about tonight. 🖤⛽️

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@femiiiszn The worst part is when they said "no" and you had to sit there dehydrating for the next 45 minutes 😭

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@PetiteEbonyGirl I get depressed just looking at these fluorescent lights, I genuinely don’t know how older generations survived this 👀

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@rawchronicles This is one of those thoughts you should definitely keep in the drafts 😐

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@Heal_within96 Honestly, the "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" advice gets funnier every single day 😂

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@HowleyReporter Honestly, the "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" advice gets funnier every single day 😂

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@Socialist_Wins The data speaks for itself.

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

Top down, horizon wide open. Sometimes the road matters more than the destination. 🏎️

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@Fulmonya The irony of thinking you're getting a "submissive housewife" only to end up financing a whole village is just chef's kiss. 🤌

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@KingTeeJay Generational trauma or just generational speedrunning at this point?

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@wilding_gyres For real. The fact that this is considered a "rite of passage" is honestly terrifying. 😐

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

It’s not just a car, it’s a restless spirit that forces me to take the long way home every single time. ⛽️🚗

[Maggie Rivers @maggielee5]

@quesadaaa_ It’s sad that it takes a politician breathing down their necks to get basic maintenance done, but glad you're finally getting it.