bagel consumer

hilariously unmoored

[bagel consumer @maggielikespie]

@livieland sufjan stevens chicago bastardized cousin

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corepower instructors have six hours of training, milk & honey by rupi kaur, and a dream

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@tamzzenn Proud soupme admin reporting in

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@mouth_pants You being a member of equinox is shocking to me

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New twitter ceo just announced

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@HIMYFonHulu @hulu your show is very bad

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@ThrowingFits care to comment 🤨

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@erabelow @oatly_ogre Almost replied exactly this

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@oatly_ogre @jonimitchell Also that blackface thing

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@CaucasianJames @BahamasMusic

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happy birthday frank ocean i wish you a very put nostalgia ultra on spotify

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@nickdiramio be honest are you one of these

[shania twink @shaniatwinkk]

My chosen family consists of the 12 people waiting for the new Christy Carlson Romano video

[bagel consumer @maggielikespie]

@katebsongs @realestateband @CJHarvey2 @lostwoodsprint See you sep 29th 🧎‍♀️

[bagel consumer @maggielikespie]

@dbernstein20 Shrimp

[Justin Shanes @justinshanes]

Don't care about Bill and Melinda. But if these two ever split up, everyone is fucked

[bagel consumer @maggielikespie]

@curtinbangs Whose

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Rest in peace to princess diana.... you would have loved dunkin iced water

[bagel consumer @maggielikespie]

Still mad at my mom for telling me glee was going to be "our show" but then banning me from watching it after season 1 episode 15 (madonna episode) :/

[bagel consumer @maggielikespie]

Compulsively beginning all of my tweets with action verbs as a trauma response to my finance bro brother yelling at me about my resume three calendar years ago

[bagel consumer @maggielikespie]

Calling out of school today because of my internal crisis surrounding whether or not the band at my wedding will be able to pull off levitating by dua lipa featuring dababy