The cool thing about breastfeeding is that even when your baby finally starts sleeping better your boobs are like “oh great time to get a clog that keeps you up all night 😌”
I joined a local book club hoping it would help me get back into reading and omg the first book is truly the most boring thing I’ve ever read. I give up, tiktok you win again!!!
I can’t believe it’s August because I truly don’t know how we survived June and July with a toddler and a newborn 😅 Things are on the up and up, though!
@umichbball can you plz tell me if the Red Panda is performing at any games this season? My toddler became completely obsessed after seeing her perform in January of this year and we’d love to bring her back to see red panda (and the wolverines, of course!!) 🙏🏼🙏🏼
How does Otto know the exact moment I have just fallen asleep every night???? I’m not even exaggerating he wakes up the SECOND I fall asleep!!!!!! Babies are so good and also so bad
Otto has been mobile for approximately 24 hours and Zoe is already running around whining about him “ruining” all her toys he keeps finding and chewing on 🙃
Every wedding I go to, the bread basket is at the other side of the table from me and I am FAMISHED and no one fuckin passes it around!!! What is up with that!!! It’s BREAD! It’s so good! Open ‘er up! Pass ‘er around!
@clhubes Zoe is so doting on Otto and loves him so much but still smacks him, pushes him, or yanks him and makes him cry several times a day lol. Toddlers suck and those posts never tell the full truth!!
I can’t believe it’s August because I truly don’t know how we survived June and July with a toddler and a newborn 😅 Things are on the up and up, though!