Maggie Wilson

[Maggie Wilson @maggiewilsonn]

Baked in a buttery crispy flake

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

everyone should feel bad for me cuz I’m so sleepy and have to be at work even though I’m soooo sleepy and kind and cool and beautiful and extraordinary 💔

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up.

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

when I say I gotta skidaddle

[Kristen @Kica333]

I’m trying to figure out if i’m just getting older or are people getting more annoying?

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I am so tired of logging into things. please stop making me log into things. I don’t want to make an account!!! stop texting me codes!!!!!!!

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

The older I get the more I hate making extra stops after work

I drive home like I’m late for the house.

[₍ᐢ. .ᐢ₎ @pawalyzed]

everything will probably be okay but i have to get really anxious about it first

[ʇuᴉɐS📍 @saint_cloudy]

"Are you sure you don’t mind if we cancel?"

me :

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"i’ll do it when i get home"
Me when I get home:

[Loky @lokymann]

falling in and out of sleep the entire afternoon with series playing in the background.

[𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗰𝗲. @graciell__]

How it feels going back to work after your lunch break

[໊ @cdoll]

"So tell me about yourself"

Me:

[Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_]

no noise november. everyone shut up

[𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗋𝗊𝗎𝖺𝖺𝖽💂🏾‍♂️ @hoodfarquaad]

this some advanced humor

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

Adults having breakfast at a friend's apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told me.