🌸 maggie 🌸

dropkick me Jesus through the goal post of life

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

y'all I'm really feeling this cat look at him what's wrong with him I'm gonna get him

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

have to contribute my barbie look

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

found out this morning that the neighbors who see our cats in the window of our apartment refer to tee as “majestic, worthy of worship” and duck as “steve buscemi cat”

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

can’t wait for the fall when my new job will have me operating on a weird part time schedule again

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

seeing barbie on wednesday at nitehawk and trying to decide if it’s worth wearing my pink shorts and carrying my susan alexandra and doing a whole look. a wednesday showing doesn’t exactly inspire that level of commitment but 👛🎀

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

i was checking our bank account and saw bryan went to a patisserie and immediately was drooling imagining what little treat he got me and texted him about it all excited and turns out he went to one yesterday just for coffee……………………..

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

is my husband a nepo baby with god bc his dad was a preacher?

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

miranda is always so performatively loud it drives me insane

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

learning that a handful of 3 different types of chips and a bite of cake is not in fact breakfast and lunch

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

for my bday this year I need like 20ish ppl to be willing to learn a choreographed dance w me to a song of my choosing

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

@Chaz_Carlos this happens to me a lot too and I literally open up citymapper and ask for their destination bc I don’t know where I am ever

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

I neeeeeed to have a stars on mars weekly watch party

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

i’m tired of being jessie’s girl

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

was eavesdropping on a group of recent SCAD graduates on the beach yesterday and one of them just leaned into the group excitedly and said “so how do y’all feel about AI?? just like, in general? 😃”

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

had maybe the happiest weekend of my life marrying my soulmate surrounded by the sweetest, most amazing, and lovable people in the world. entering my honeymoon misty-eyed bc I’m going to miss them so much. 💓 feeling cheesy and thankful to have the family and friends i have

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

@RaxKingIsDead just subbed, I’m getting married on the same day as you and my fiancé got me your book for my bday this year 😊 hope you’re okay and your wedding day is amazing!

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

@prada_boots

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

last year my tomato plant was my biggest plant interest but this year it’s definitely watching the strawberry plant grow

[WTF with Marc Maron @WTFpod]

Marc's Taylor Swift experience ended with near-disastrous consequences.

Hear what happened when he tried to join the ranks of the Swifties on today's show.

https://t.co/GqnwgoyzCt

@ApplePodcasts - https://t.co/nRX6DqnTeZ

@spotify - https://t.co/YqYN6pEXvL

[🌸 maggie 🌸 @maggmann]

PSA: THE SONG RED WINE SUPERNOVA IS THE ONLY THING I WILL LISTEN TO FOR THE REST OF THE SUMMER @ChappellRoan