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[margaret @maggot_jam]

@KingDeSanta Glad youre okay! You should go see a chiropractor that takes motor vehicle accidents. Itll help with the whip lash and is covered 100%

[bri @_bri72]

so windy my car ended up at the liquor store smh be safe ya’ll

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

me:

my cat: I have found 6 things in your room you had no idea we’re there that make really obnoxious noises when I chew and or pounce on them, also it’s 3am

[Andrew Evans @AndyEvans_SS]

Are you quitting something worthwhile?

- Seth Godin’s the Dip👇🏼

[Jeff @MuhNameizJeff]

When the serotonin from all your impulse buys wears off 😪

[margaret @maggot_jam]

When he dabs you up after sex 😍>>

[Destiny Faith✨🧚🏽‍♂️ @faithdivination]

I think taking accountability for your actions & words is sexy

[kayla @baz00per]

pet rent is the stupidest concept i’ve ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month she is unemployed

[Destiny Faith✨🧚🏽‍♂️ @faithdivination]

friendly reminder that karma is only a bitch if you are! have a good day (:

[margaret @maggot_jam]

I might have to evacuate due to the fires and im sitting at work like:

[Erika Hersteria Heidewald @erikaheidewald]

If you don’t understand why every sex worker hates Bella Thorne’s stinky guts and how she endangered the livelihood of hundreds of thousands of creators, let me explain it for you! First, Bella Thorne made an OF & made $1m in her first day. This isn’t the bad part.

[ydvaz @ydvazz]

hey ladies only 4 periods left this year😩

[Jot💰 @Lordnakai_]

Too bad all 3 categories run the United States government.

[margaret @maggot_jam]

He went from Machop to Machoke 🥺😍

[Wayland the Stormbreaker @GaskillRay]

This is the absolute truth

[trin シ @tr1nno]

mentally i’m here.

[margaret @maggot_jam]

Paul was trying to send us all a shirtless gym pic last night and accidentally made a group chat with 20 girls. I felt like I was added to the bachelor #quarantineedition #rippaul