𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏)

all satire, everything I say is intended as a joke • carpenter • livie • taylor • phoebe • lana

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

I’ve been impatiently waiting to tell you that my brand new single “Patient Zero” will be out on September 25 (!!!!!!!!!!!!) and it’s available to pre-order now at https://t.co/zSHpnhUTAJ for 24 hours. 0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

@vantepopdiary don't be jealous

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

just let an older man piss in my mouth and I've never been happier

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

@ebbevry ?

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

new username!! 🩷 what do we think??

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

dare I say pretty isn't pretty is top 2 on guts and even top 5 in her entire discography

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

@70sGrandfather girl wtf is that 😭😭😭

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

@lookatmylife_ at least she has a cute bridge, I look in people's windows has nothing to her name

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

I look in people's windows
The prophecy
Cassandra

[sam @samslyy]

Gonna let me rail you from behind so you can see your tummy bulge with each thrust?🖤

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

@_mrdu_ they ended u wbk

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

@SpotifyLivies flop way don't make that face 😂😂😂

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

this flopped so bad I'm embarrassed

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

oomfs drop pfps 🩷🩷 (praying this doesn't flop)

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

@heyhey681447

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

@thkzzfv67635 I hate u

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

oomfs drop pfps 🩷🩷 (praying this doesn't flop)

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

@flolocket this lie???

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

chii why am I so tasteful-

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

@blakemonroe4rr cutest but worst 😬😬

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

kid: "I'm so excited to meet my fav BTS!"

my shady u + me = <3:

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

@izzywizzy122ID she can catch it too

[𝓢𝓮𝓫 (𝑻𝒂𝒚𝒍𝒐𝒓’𝒔 𝑽𝒆𝒓𝒔𝒊𝒐𝒏) @maggotsforsin]

@heyhey681447 this lie?