Magic AU where everything is the same except...

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Hi everyone! If anyone wants to submit an AU please do! Either post it and tag me and I'll retweet, or DM me and I'll post it and tag you for credit.
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@NeoclassicalSu1 @DarkandPompous I do not get this reference but ok

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Magic AU where everything is the same except...
... Phyrexian oil is actually olive based and very good for use in cooking... and the Phyrexians all speak with Italian accents.

Credit to @NeoclassicalSu1

[Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect_mtg]

Teferi: Well, that didn't work... Time for plan 2!
Jhoira: Don't you mean "plan B"?
Teferi: I'm insulted that you expect me to only have 25 backup plans.
Jhoira: Sorry, I only tend to need one or two plans to get things done.
Teferi:

[Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect_mtg]

Urza: So you have met me in the future?
Teferi: Yes, you were a teacher to me, in a way.
Urza: So what is in my future, that you can share?
Teferi: You become worse.
Urza: Worse? In what ways?
Teferi: All of them.

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Magic AU where everything is the same except...
...instead of resurrecting Ertai, the Phyrexians reanimated Urza's headless corpse.

[Incorrect MTG Quotes @incorrect_mtg]

Magic players will be like "omg I can't believe we're finally going back to the plane of Mentos I hope Bliploclip the Smol gets a legendary card this time 😭"

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Magic AU where everything is the same except...
...the real Ajani is safe and sound on another plane. The Ajani we see in Dominaria United is just a Phyrexian in a furry costume.

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Magic AU where everything is the same except...
...compleated Ajani has a laser pointer built into his damaged eye. When he's bored he chases it like a house cat.

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Magic AU where everything is the same except...
...Phyrexians are extremely magnetic and so the best way to find a sleeper agent is to walk around with a compass.

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There are rumours that the Robin Man has a friend called the Batman Man, but these are unconfirmed.

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Magic AU where everything is the same except...
... Liliana is not plagued by the Raven Man, but by sure he Robin Man. He is short, plump, and wears bright red.

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Magic AU where everything is the same except...
...Teferi becomes Karn's adoptive father so that Karn can have a proper family after having been mistreated so badly by Urza.

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Magic AU where everything is the same except...
...when Teferi travels back in time to learn how the Sylex was made, he also takes a stop off to punch Urza in the face. You know, on behalf of Karn.
(Maybe this will happen in the Brothers' War? We can only hope.)

[make up a magic player @makemagicplayer]

magic player who thinks they are always entitled to their third land

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magic player who can't wait to have Lutri as their commander

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Magic AU where everything is the same except...
...Krark tried to bet with not just his thumbs but his big toes. However Krark rarely washed and so the toes were so disgusting that nobody accepted the bets.

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@RGEpicMrT They are very vulnerable to the consequences of their actions.

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Magic AU where everything is the same except...
...Goblins are immune to Phyresis. The scientific reason behind this is that they're just little guys™ and bad things cannot happen to them.

[make up a magic player @makemagicplayer]

magic player who is building 5 different decks at the same time

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Magic AU where everything is the same except...
...the Mana Rig runs about like an excited puppy, grabbing Phyrexians with its little mouth (which I have decided it has) and tossing them around like chew toys.