Michaela

Big fan of boy bands | North AL Social Work Alum

[Michaela @magic_mich_]

“God is active in Lauderdale county. So is meth.”

[mae @maespov]

i told you i was genuinely psychotic so why are you mad??

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

"I hope this email finds you well"

How the email actually finds me:

[🦢 @meishato]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[Case @Cactuscali19912]

Gee, and more importantly, Whiz.

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

trying to find the right reaction pic before the group chat moves on

[Jenni @hashjenni]

how your email finds me

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

sorry for being insane do u still think i'm hot

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Should I take a nap or spend $130

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything u just said

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

left a guy on delivered for 12 hours and he unadded me. yes king protect your peace I ain't shit

[peter @arabatman_]

does anyone know how to make matters worse

[S̲uper H̲uman A̲utomated Y̲odeler @_indica_sky]

healing purely out of spite these days

[໊ @sonohoor]

sorry i forgot to text you back, i also forgot to eat today if that makes you feel better

[erika @yeeeerika]

i'm a snack and unfortunately mosquitoes know that

[໊ @sonohoor]

“it’s all in your head” correct! unfortunately i am also in there

[໊ @sonohoor]

“you pick” no. please pick. because what if i pick the wrong thing and you don’t like it and then it’s all my fault. i will like anything you pick but PLEASE don’t make me