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i a robot

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@Bungie as someone who actually enjoys PvP, please remove Rift from the competitive playlist. Rift is a disaster.

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@Bungie I'm ready to roast some pfhor (fallen) and s'pht (vex) with a napalm sprayer (Gjallarhorn).

#Bungie30

[Chuck D @MrChuckD]

KRS-One - BLACK BLACK BLACK (Official Music Video) - Bing video https://t.co/8BSb4fFpVX

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@agrabau @daniellloyd1 Selling my beargrease for half what I bought it. Lost a ton of money and should have kept it.

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@agrabau No

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@GitSquared Pine?
*Hides*

[Public Citizen @Public_Citizen]

please can we just have health care

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We're pretty sure our dog thinks her name is YAAAAY because that's what we say whenever she comes in the room.

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@agrabau This is what I come to the internet for. Thank you.

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@HannaStein63 Overshare on slack

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True: "The way you slow dance is you dance real close then lick the other person's face" .... "what! That's how it works in the movies!"

#theBirdsAndTheBees

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Welp.

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9 year old daughter says:
"what do you call a girl who's thirsty for water?....an H2 Ho"

#allGrowedUp
#inappropriatePreTween
#badParenting

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@ana_bray_tech Glowhoo

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Is the #USWNT parade in NYC going to have #tanks because that would be hilarious.

#pinkTanks

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"True, you're a real piece of work."
Without a moment to think she responds: "a masterpiece."

#beHumble
#sitDown

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True yelling from upstairs: "anybody want to come to a whoopie cushion show?"

#nothanks
#actuallyyes

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@jcgraham21 @aint_so_bad @UMassUltimateM @nickfisher47 This makes me so happy.

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@JustCall_Me_Kai My little man was in the nicu for 118 days, and now he's a 9 year old whirlwind with a 1.2kd on his warlock. They are miracle workers, be brave. #yougotthis

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@elliottgray Did you say something about steel battalion?