Harriet Harmer

Archive lackey, early modernist, happy goth.

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@JennChubb Looking good mate. I can confirm you are working it correctly!

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@historiansteph Ooooh yay!!!!! 🎉 congrats!!!

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@KristophLovell The diaries of Amabel Yorke @wyorksarchives have tonnes of political commentary. Date 1768-1830s so cover a huge range of juicy stuff. She knew all the major players so gets the inside scoop& talks about how events are reported/represented. They are AWESOME!

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I thought @nickcave was about 45, does time not exist in Australia? Is he magic?! Also saw him last week, joint best gig of my life! And @warrenellis13 is a fucking legend! Seriously tho, he is genuinely an actual legend.❤️

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Just fell down a black hole of internet comments about the census. Wow. Sorry future generations, apparently the questions were too invasive so the stupid people haven’t bothered. In case “the man” finds out what type of heating they have. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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@danielle_crow_1 @dollyalderton Hahaha you know me so well!! Tbh I didn’t know anything about it, I just like it when you talk books to me!

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@danielle_crow_1 @dollyalderton Oooh let me know...

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Well, that’s me never being happy ever again then. #whatsthepointwithoutdiana #cryinginmykitchen

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@JennChubb This one I like.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but do you know what is more interesting than a photo of your child in school uniform and bland statement about their increased age? Everything. Literally everything.

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Next time I’m in the shit I shall employ the #cumgate policy. Call a meeting in my boss’s garden, turn up 30 minutes late, refuse to apologise and double down on the total crap I’ve spouted. Job security sorted, see you at the top!

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@charltommo Agreed!! So glad someone else picked up on that!

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Off to the shop for hummus and prawns and a slice of the middle class dream. Wish me luck. How many prawns is a good amount? 6000? Maybe 7000 in case I have to quarantine? Seems a sensible and well thought out plan.

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All for babies crying on trains if the only way to silence them is to play baby shark. Cry on little buddy, feel free to scream the place down.

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@FirstWestYorks They won’t turn up anyway so how will we even notice?

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I heard that Leeds used to have busses that turned up when they were due and didn’t get cancelled for no reason leaving people stranded. Is this true @FirstWestYorks ???

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While disapproving of vandalism generally I can’t help but respect whoever was 0s in this death match! X had the centre square!!

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@davidjohnmorris The race across Leeds however...

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Hi @FirstWestYorks do you need to talk? Can’t help but notice you are having a total break down/midlife crisis. Using your words can help. #assumeyouarekidding #whydoyouhateus

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Is no one going to mention that Kate Andrews just said women benefit more from zero hours contract because they need flexible work. Why’s that now? Ahh yeah, coz work just gets in the way of all the babies I should be making. Forgot again. #bbcqt