benita affleck

writer. legal eaglet. lover of bad 90s pop. queeryorican loudmouth. I tweet mainly politics, cj reform, and pop culture. 🇵🇷🌈🗽 #BlackLivesMatter

[benita affleck @magicaldrinking]

A short two-act play. Something, something, Chekhov’s gun.

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

WOW -- Danish reporter *goes there* with Mark Rutte

"You sit next to Donald Trump at moments when he talks about conquering Greenland, talks about lashing out at allies like Spain -- things it doesn't seem like the old Mark Rutte would approve of. Does this have any affect on your self-respect when you sit there and say nothing?"

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

A conservative asks: "He's worked his butt off, has built a business, is thriving in a niche, and he is a valuable asset for our community. How is there not a way for him to be legal?" THAT is the question everyone should be asking. We need ways for people to be legal.

[The Facts Dude 🤙🏽 @Thefactsdude]

LISTEN: Jacob Rockwell was fined for running a red light in Pensacola, Florida.

Only thing is Jacob wasn’t in Florida, he was in Alabama.

He sounded off at a local city meeting recently and his concerns go beyond just one citation.

[benita affleck @magicaldrinking]

@Varro_Analytics @TommyTPaine @karol LOL you can also hear Shabbat sirens throughout Brooklyn on Fridays and church bells on Sundays. What exactly is the point you're trying to make? That religious people live in NYC?

[benita affleck @magicaldrinking]

@shaunvlog_ You're in Brooklyn! Where are you getting pizza???

[benita affleck @magicaldrinking]

@Realtor4People @FreddyLA7 Alabama has the best sunsets in the country and as a New Yorker I am happy to die on that hill.

[benita affleck @magicaldrinking]

@jackassworld @realjknoxville @wolfiecomedy @GORILLAFLICKS @dangerehren @steveo @Poopiesgram @daveenglandshit @JasperDolphin Please come to NYC Pride, I beg of you

[benita affleck @magicaldrinking]

It's going to shock a lot of folks to know Louisiana never got rid of slavery, they just institutionalized it. See: Louisiana State Penitentiary, aka Angola, a LITERAL FKING SLAVE PLANTATION

[National Homelessness Law Center @homeless_law]

BREAKING: The Louisiana Senate passed a disturbing anti-homeless bill that pushes homeless people into jails, forced treatment, and unpaid labor. Hours earlier, the same lawmakers voted to give themselves $1,000 to cover housing expenses, recognizing housing is too expensive.

[benita affleck @magicaldrinking]

@Doug75360657 @ReichlinMelnick Another child left behind 🤦🏽‍♀️ It was a Mexican voter registration card. Maryland doesn't issue voter ID cards but Mexico does.

[benita affleck @magicaldrinking]

@ChrisBa15940742 @ReichlinMelnick 90%? False, no evidence cited.

[benita affleck @magicaldrinking]

@Jerkins4Dinner @nypost 💯. They're both trust fund babies with 0 real life experiences pretending to give a shit about issues facing 99% of the US while raking in $$ from ppl who can't afford groceries & lack the critical thinking skills to realize they're being had. Thnx for pointing that out for us!

[benita affleck @magicaldrinking]

@DHSgov Weird that y'all found enough money for a $B/day war but not enough to pay your employees their minimum wage salaries. Is this that dazzling business acumen I keep hearing about on display?

[melissa lozada-oliva @ellomelissa]

"you will be left behind if you dont start using AI in your writing" where are you all going ... i don't want to join you i don't want to be there.

[wayBackinTimes @waybackintimes]

A Nelly Furtado singing the remix of Missy Elliott's Get Ur Freak On (which isn't on any streaming platform) It caught me completely off guard

[benita affleck @magicaldrinking]

@ngadc This is everything I never knew I needed

[benita affleck @magicaldrinking]

@eldiablosmitt @MikePrysner @barnes_law @CCW4COs Oh man, you got me. I probably should have followed your example and posted shirtless photos of me and my bros on Twitter. That definitely would show people I'm straight, right?

[benita affleck @magicaldrinking]

@goddammitsarah Looking radiant! Enjoy the stampede!