Holden Dent

Big Ugly Bugly AKA Holden AKA magicallandlord

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#HeavensSoulja Drops tonight at midnight. Featuring @scumboishit @magicallandlord and Eleanor Forte. With production from @ih8bleachh and @thayerperiod. Mastered by @65finally. Sponsored by Heaven's Arena, Bang Energy, and Diseasebandz Ent.

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Did you know? Some species of ants can live up to 10,000+ years and even have near-photographic memories of events from before they were even born.

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@Walmart buckhorn must be run by brain dead skin walkers why the Fuck are the yugioh cards restricted with the cigarettes I damn near had to wait a fucking long time

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If you plant a penny. You’ll grow a quarter

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Peter piper packs a pointy penis

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Exhausted Sloth Kid

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I leaned out

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Brown is neutral purple

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@parasiticslime Psyched for that

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If I see one more shrunken head I’m gonna laugh my whole ass off 😂😂😂

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@CausticBlunt @broggyb @prawn_meat Monsters aren’t real either liar!

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@HarmoniousFunk @prawn_meat Terrible take

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@parasiticslime Can’t wait for the sequel

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@SpunkLiar Swear I’m up to my eyeballz in sandpiper rn

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Strange Mage

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Forgiatos on the FEET

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I’m scared of bugs but I jus ate a hole pound of hornets what’s your excuse

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Smokin DICKS out the TIP!!!!

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@parasiticslime Got goosebumps just reading this

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Sloppy chunks