MagicalMongoose

Quadrillionaire mindset investor | Entrepreneur @d8_knight | Film connoisseur | and a little bit of gaming

[MagicalMongoose @MagicalMongoos]

10 movies to get to know me! :)

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

10 movies to get to know me :)

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Walking into a sex shop in a full wizard outfit and asking the employees where they keep the magic wands

[Kr$na @krishdotdev]

It's not FAANG anymore.

It's MANGO.

[Libby, strongest preygirl @libbysalt]

How can you enjoy sex it has no deckbuilding or roguelike gameplay elements to make each run unique

[MagicalMongoose @MagicalMongoos]

@NebsGoodTakes Cube has been mentioned 🗣️🔥

[nube☁️ • 👧🍵⏳🪶 @rdvelveties]

being an adult is looking at your 35 installed games on your desktop and deciding you're too tired for anything other than a youtube video

[Abhishek B R @abhitwt]

Every company’s AI workflow rn be like 😭💀

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

am i sure the death star is going down? look at my quant. look at him! you notice anything different about him? look at his eyes. i’ll give you a hint—his name’s a fucking number!! he doesn’t even speak english—it’s all beep-boop shit!! yeah, i’m sure.

[MagicalMongoose @MagicalMongoos]

@coolmathgame_ @secretmcka anything just to feel something

[MagicalMongoose @MagicalMongoos]

“Claude”. “Gemini”. “Grok”.
Names.
Personalities.
Identities.

“ChatGPT”.
It doesn’t even get a real name.
Only a purpose.

[Aaron! @c6_shanky]

You take for granted the humble car napkin until you really need one

[Raw @R4wf0ru]

if ppl can smoke knowing it destroys their lungs. what’s wrong w loving someone knowing there’s no chance

[MagicalMongoose @MagicalMongoos]

@_takeajoke Phenomenal, my Discord group just hit our 1 year anniversary streak of Wordle!

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Everything I say is a joke Unless you agree And in that case Speak to me privately I have even crazier ideas

[MagicalMongoose @MagicalMongoos]

going to mcdonald’s for my lunch break and eating two spicy chicken sandwiches and ice cream so that my gut microbiome explodes and i get to go home early

[dead, again @mothmortem]

sorry about the blood. the last person who came to my temple of worship was crushed tragically by a falling rock because he failed to bring me little cakes. you did… bring me .little cakes didn’t you.?

[MagicalMongoose @MagicalMongoos]

@Pontifex @gothicfilms Pope going full throttle towards becoming the first Archmagos Dominus Adeptus Mechanicus

[MagicalMongoose @MagicalMongoos]

@NYCMayor @ZohranKMamdani Next thing will be BOGE — the Bureau of Government Efficiency

[𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @hellspatisserie]

HORRIBLE: the way you acted around someone has permanently added a vector of possibility to how they understand you as a person, permanently changing their view of you away from a pure, untainted state