Garrett Ming

Genisis 2:25

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

@jlarkytweets What about this deal?

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

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@highervisionch @LukerDerrick @c6a669b81bbc4fb @JonRBaron @malcolm_lincoln @cheyannigans @friendzoned100 @_RichardTuttle_ @freddie_mooe @kristindeeegs

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

Official website https://t.co/t9SoHXC6hX
@highervisionch @LukerDerrick @c6a669b81bbc4fb @JonRBaron @malcolm_lincoln @cheyannigans @friendzoned100 @_RichardTuttle_ @freddie_mooe @kristindeeegs

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

You ever wonder about bitcoin? Sports? The Flat Earth Theory? If peanut butter can substitute… https://t.co/enbB2zNudj

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

I believe in Megalodon

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

Why does deodorant taste like chalk?

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

If like me you need a 37 hour nap but can't because of responsibilities.. remember Jesus saves, waffles need gluten, and love is a verb

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

Don't you hate it when your hands force you to eat unhealthy..

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

My family is that lame family that claps and cheers for the chefs at Japanese restaurants

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

Dang, I really need to start getting my body bikini ready for summer...

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

@aubreyydevin you have to earn it, you have to put in effort to find gold

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

You can milk anything if you try hard enough

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

@magicbiscuit I say this, then realize it's only Thursday, it's not even the weekend..

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

I've gotten to a point where waking up at 9 in the morning on weekends feels like it's the middle of the night..

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

Ever been at McDonald's, and they are out of what you want.. and the 2nd thing you want..and the 3rd.. but you are in too deep to not order?

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

@magicbiscuit bless the Lord oh my soul, the count is up to nine..

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

With daylight saving being last night, I'm exhausted. So I decided to count the people I see sleeping at church today, currently at five..

[Garrett Ming @magicbiscuit]

@colin_ingold you are in for a treat my friend, just prepare your tear ducts

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Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.