mr brightside

i like my woman as I like my coffee. Bitter and keeps me up at night.

[mr brightside @magicjarwo]

So I had to move to @efekrusunawa due to stupidity on my side. Hit me up over there if you still want to be friends with me

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Tidak ikhlas banget kehilangan akun safe space ini

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@zumrotenschild Almost mandatory at this point

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May we meet again in our sleep, sharing the same sloppy kisses we used to have. Like jackson pollock; so messy, so genuine.

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Tuone mumet ngopo babagan koyo ngono dipikir ruwet. Padahal tinggal mlaku yo tekan.

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Masa muda dihabiskan dengan ruwet karo pikirane dewe

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@tanyakanrl Masalahe ki koe sayang po orak? Kok malah ngomongke worth it opo orak hashhh

[mr brightside @magicjarwo]

I don't go out unless there's a chance for me to get laid.
Which is why I don't go out, at all.

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Fakta menarik tentang Douwes Dekker adalah nama tersebut adalah nama setelah beliau terkenal sebagai penulis.
Sebelum terkenal, namanya Dourung Dekker.

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@darkxocolatl Gewees yeyeeeeeeeeee!

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Tidak ikhlas banget kehilangan akun safe space ini

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Do you guys get randomly horny during overtime as well? No? Just me?

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@doppioshts Damn. Gajadi deact lah biar tetep ngetwit saru

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Sad banget akun ini akan terpaksa dihilangkan

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@franklyfrankkie Sedang berusaha gawe twitter baru tapi bosok tenan pancen elon raiso terus

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@ddojakid Astaghfirullah aku gapernah saru

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@franklyfrankkie Lali password sak email e wkwkwk. Wes ganti hape. Hape sing iki arep dipensiunkan

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@growithnana Duly noted!

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Pultor mau ngedate twips ingfokan keberadaan rumah makan enak dan ra kesuwen ra kakehan fafifu pls

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@ddojakid Sama aku kapan?

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Just to be clear: I'm the om. I'm thanking myself.

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Makasih ooom~