Tragic Johnson

el diablo blanco

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

how it feels to walk into your local bar and order a guinness

[the golden flow to top it off @annielkozak]

Frankly, if Trina's Starlite was allowed to open a location in Terminal A.....

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

imagine doing this while sippin on a rye & gosling’s

[sage ✮ STREAM DANCING ON THE WALL @butchgosling]

the ryan gosling movie marathon drinking game order oh me and cal are so fucked guys

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

@Tonysmarkettips release the tapes you coward (if you have them that is)

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

@jtkantor hey josh, my gf and i just saw the michael jackson movie and would love if you could play Bad, you’re the man

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

hit rate on gay men telling me i look like penn badgley is 1000%. tragically they’re wrong.

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

i was so bad at little league the boston red sox are actively paying me to not play baseball

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

kyle bray you are my goat

[Kyle Bray @KyleBrayWBZ]

The Catman Cafe in Mansfield goes WILD as Matt Boldy, whose mom works here as a bartender, scores the opener against Canada. 1-0 USA @wbznewsradio

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

how it feels going to rhode island on the commuter rail

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

@SickosCommittee it just means more

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

@SickosCommittee it just means more

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

there are very few people i believe i could be in this life. but i would really love to take over hot ones from sean evans one day.

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

i have the best girlfriend. hottest girlfriend. and oh no. chicken parm provolone sandwich.

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

i am suddenly consumed by the urge to wear a hockey jersey to work

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

i have a hat that says this that i consistently wore to the bar as a straight man

[Lisa Britton @LisaBritton]

I saw this sweater promoted at Target today. Could you imagine if, in the month leading up to Valentine’s Day, Target was spotlighting a “Dump Her” sweater in the men’s section? People would lose it. I’m so tired of this garbage.

[Liam Fennessy @LiamFennessy_]

“Unsafe Boston Common”

[DoBBy @LargestAdultSon]

historical landmarks

[Tragic Johnson @magicjawnson_]

just remembered i have been perceived