Magic Other

Sick of performative rage.

[Magic Other @magicother]

"Do not believe everything you read on the Internet"
- William Shakespeare

[Bummer T. Vibes, Esq @VibesBummer]

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent.

[Princess Blueberry Milkshake @Kombuchaholic1]

Do Icelandic people hate their children?

[Princess Blueberry Milkshake @Kombuchaholic1]

Growing up I was always told I had “cow eyes.” I was deeply insulted by this until one day I saw a calf with huge, velvety brown eyes. Then I was like, oh ok ☺️

[Princess Blueberry Milkshake @Kombuchaholic1]

My middle school classmates: Anybody want to play Spin the Bottle?

Me: Oh you mean Crushin’ Roulette?

Them:

Me: [finger guns]

Them: How are you in our grade? You’re like 40.

Me: [jazz hands]

[Magic Other @magicother]

Does anyone else self-comfort by sometimes eating a meal with a spoon rather than a fork?

[Princess Blueberry Milkshake @Kombuchaholic1]

Me to Matilda: If you didn’t want a bath, you shouldn’t have rolled in fox poo.

Matilda: 😑

[Magic Other @magicother]

@Kombuchaholic1 So unfair - she was falling asleep there!

[Today In History @historigins]

The moment a rescued chimpanzee thanked Dr. Jane Goodall in a way no one expected

[@justsay_mother @justsay_mother]

@e1duchess @me2intheuk @Glinner has shared a number of times
@FondOfBeetles has shared this week
@HeadWarriorTWM has shared it several times
@sharrond62 has shared it, @elonmusk maybe needs to share it for us
we had to ask for research as GOV declined to restore our words!

https://t.co/gwzIuZkls5

[Magic Other @magicother]

@FondOfBeetles The joy of being a binary millionaire with £64.

[Magic Other @magicother]

Considering how much we enable each other to eat and sleep, our relationship is hobbit-forming.

[Princess Blueberry Milkshake @Kombuchaholic1]

Duo only does this because he loves you. You know no one will ever love you like Duo, right? If you ever leave Duo he will not be responsible for his actions.

[Magic Other @magicother]

The real reason cows lie down in fields is because they are tired of your shit.

[Magic Other @magicother]

Feeling very childish in Aldi today.

[Hillbilly Highlander @HillbillyHighl1]

Have the lambs stopped screaming, Clarice?

[Magic Other @magicother]

I used to say "I make machines do my bidding," but now I wish to retract that and I want to make known how I really respect and love our future machine overlords.

[Magic Other @magicother]

Back to reading actual books again and the best thing about them is that they don't need charging.

[Mike Sowden @Mikeachim]

A while back I wrote about the science of PAREIDOLIA, the "you can't unsee this face in this inanimate thing" bias - & all the examples I found are delightful, ludicrous & worrying!

(It's amazing how completely it hijacks our mind.)

I dare you to unsee the following...

1/

[Magic Other @magicother]

Same with Irish people.

[Emma Hilton @FondOfBeetles]

I’m British. I say “thank you” to automatic doors.