Growing up I was always told I had “cow eyes.” I was deeply insulted by this until one day I saw a calf with huge, velvety brown eyes. Then I was like, oh ok ☺️
My middle school classmates: Anybody want to play Spin the Bottle?
Me: Oh you mean Crushin’ Roulette?
Them:
Me: [finger guns]
Them: How are you in our grade? You’re like 40.
Me: [jazz hands]
Duo only does this because he loves you. You know no one will ever love you like Duo, right? If you ever leave Duo he will not be responsible for his actions.
I used to say "I make machines do my bidding," but now I wish to retract that and I want to make known how I really respect and love our future machine overlords.
A while back I wrote about the science of PAREIDOLIA, the "you can't unsee this face in this inanimate thing" bias - & all the examples I found are delightful, ludicrous & worrying!
(It's amazing how completely it hijacks our mind.)
I dare you to unsee the following...
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