James Levett

I am a maker of bad puns, software and websites. These are my personal views and not my Mum's.

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@THSTOfficial @AntwerpArmsAsoc Congratulations and looking forward to when the "Spurs Gentlemen" can get us to another final.

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@MrLloydSpandex Was it a classic hot air blower?

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@PaulHusband_ @tonyhusband1 I've had so many of these vivid dreams of my dad, even my grandparents pop in. Everyone seems to know they've passed on, but we're all living life like normal, with their humour, their mannerisms. I'm sure you'll have many more, and they do bring a bizarre but calming comfort.

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@scrapegroat

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@scrapegroat I bloody LOVE IT.

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@beestunglips Happy his dream performance was good, maybe that's why he went missing against the scum last Sunday.

And actually, now I think about it, I did make one change in the first two weeks, and the guy I took out then got 18 points. Best left alone.

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@beestunglips He's still in mine and I didn't have a sex dream about him, but I haven't changed my team since the opening day. And I'm not doing very well.

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@scrapegroat As I work from home, I can assure you, this is far less revealing than what I wear in "the office".

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@StephanieJay_UK Bien pürr!

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@StephanieJay_UK Face.

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@StephanieJay_UK What was the mosquito wearing?

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@MrLloydSpandex I thought it was another word for a sailor?

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@MrLloydSpandex I think you'll find actually they can. I just did it and didn't get a single wolf-whistle #FaithInHumanityRestored

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@MrLloydSpandex Keep going, Lydia! Happy for you! 🏃🏻‍♀️

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@MrLloydSpandex Noted.

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@Kav_Kaushik @getlasereyes

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@MrLloydSpandex I caught my cat sitting on the kitchen counter, the bare faced cheek of it!

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@scrapegroat @worgztheowl ... Theresa May