maggie

you're tearing me apart, Lisa

[maggie @magieshh]

@FanDuel @FanDuelResearch Is this rage bait it’s working

[maggie @magieshh]

@lizprall Feels like he’s been torturing me for a lot longer than that !

[Corey Seidman @CoreySeidman]

Phillies HR this postseason: 23
Their opponents: 6

Phillies SB this postseason: 15
Their opponents: 3

[maggie @magieshh]

@ednamode420 Coming into this late but not the inhaler guy!!! Update

[gill @contactabrother]

hunting (lookin for a reason to live) gathering (going to the liquor store)

[maggie @magieshh]

@benandjerryslut Does this kid have short term memory loss or what

[Erin Sullivan @sullivem]

Everyone from the patriot front u-haul looks like a paleontologist made a 3D reconstruction of the first ever human

[Classic Rock In Pics @crockpics]

Jon Bon Jovi and Samantha Fox in Jamaica.

[Twunk in Training 🇵🇸 @AceHainley]

What did Peter Lorre do to piss off cartoonists so much, my god

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

People who bitched about wearing a mask for a few hours on a plane during a pandemic insisting that surviving nine months of an unwanted pregnancy is no biggie.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

News flash: If you outlaw abortions, ban mask mandates, dictate what educators can teach in schools, and stop people from voting, you're not the party of "limited government."

[trash jones @jzux]

imagine your roommate eats the plums you were saving for breakfast and then writes a bitchy little poem talking about how good they were. and then it becomes one of the most famous poems of all time

[☾ @cassrileyphoto]

Bathroom Photoshoots

[Rosewood Shoehorn @apiarism]

Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

[ForgetfuIPerson @ForgetfuP]

Free him

[alicia @pheebeebridgers]

phoebe bridgers i would die for you

[Joseph Gordon-Levitt @hitRECordJoe]

Polaroids from the set of THE X-FILES..

[maggie @magieshh]

@sarajsfish Points were made