Matthew Dark

Somerset to Plymouth. The only person who controls me is me 🏊🏼🏃🏽 Be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody.

[Matthew Dark @magimat2755]

@Kim_berley 😂😂😂 Yass! Loved taking to @grimmers and @Mabel ❤️

[Matthew Dark @magimat2755]

@ted_baker #EyesOnThePies #MrKipling mince pies!!!

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@Eilatan__ @SomersetPolice In the middle of nowhere? I suppose that’s a legit reason though... damn you Nat for always being right!

[Matthew Dark @magimat2755]

Just got over taken by a police car whilst driving at the speed limit, no lights, no sirens... just 70mph or more!

Makes you wonder why so many people speed if they won’t even stick to the law @SomersetPolice... does this mean I can speed now?

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@RobertaSpensley I know! I was so shocked... makes me feel so sad that people are treated like that and made to feel that way to try and succeed!

[Matthew Dark @magimat2755]

Just watching The World’s Most Luxurious Airline and I literally can’t believe it... as if they tell their flight attendants their hair is shit and their ears are ugly!

Those poor girls are being set up to think they aren’t good enough!

#WorldsMostLuxuriousAirline

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@donnaair PLEASE tell me where I can get that completely glitter jump suit you wore today in the #DancingOnIce tour 😍😍😍 if it’s an original #SHOTGUN!

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YASS queen! https://t.co/a854dFY7hH

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Probably the best view in the world from the One World Observatory Trade Centre!… https://t.co/Finl9frTQV

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Christmas jumper day at work!!!

[Matthew Dark @magimat2755]

@Snapchat can you please explain to @Alice_Harvey and I how we have somehow missed out on 37 days??

365 plus 365 is 730 minus 37 that’s our snapchat streak quick maths! #ShouldBe2Years #ShortChanged #MuggedOff #ExplainYourselves

[Matthew Dark @magimat2755]

@stephwearne Blistex... it’s incredible!

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To understand my colleagues I worked a day in their shoes... Enjoyed meeting our customers but… https://t.co/bNZCfjCiXb

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@rich4390 @LDN_gov Yeah I went when it was free... and when a friend lived in Camden so it was cheap... would cost us loads!

[Matthew Dark @magimat2755]

@stephdriz This makes me so sad!!! Don’t listen to them! Emma is not fat at all

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@rich4390 @LDN_gov Sure... if you’d like!

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@95Jessicaharvey This was a screenshot of 1 of the 4 videos you sent me last night... I was rather jealous!

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3 years ago it was the 3rd of October... how weird!

[Matthew Dark @magimat2755]

If I was there watching @samsmithworld at the @BBCR1 #LiveLoungeSpecial I would have fallen in love #ThatVoice 😍

[Matthew Dark @magimat2755]

@Shirley34452360 @BluebirdCarePly Our director said I ask the best/correct questions! Love a good question! So excited to get into the swing of things!