𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻

⠀ ⠀ mdni. nsfw

[𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻 @magistratvs]

https://t.co/ZgCEyPnnGp

[𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻 @magistratvs]

father of the year award 🏆

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐂𝐀𝐑 ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐃𝐔𝐃͟𝐄͟、˛。 @duckbuttering]

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⠀⠀
⠀⠀father's day means pretending the pen holder his son made for him in arts && crafts is the most amazing thing since sliced bread before dumping it in some bin on his way to work.

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐂𝐀𝐑 ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐃𝐔𝐃͟𝐄͟、˛。 @duckbuttering]

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⠀⠀
⠀⠀he && his wife don't sleep in separate beds, but they might as well be.

[sofia @paediatria]

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⠀⠀
⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ Sofia Delgado
𝐍 𝐔 𝐑 𝐒 𝐄
⠀⠀

[𝑰𝑺𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑳 @impetuoustrips]

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ too lazy for clothes.
worship me. ⠀

[𝑳𝑰𝑽 @CVMPLICIT]

⠀⠀
⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ Olivia Montgomery
⠀⠀⠀ 𝑷𝑬𝑹𝑺𝑶𝑵𝑨𝑳 𝑨𝑺𝑺𝑰𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑵𝑻
⠀⠀
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[𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻 @magistratvs]

my husband is dead.

[Carter Phelps @BoundByLaws]

Carter Phelps

The Law Student

[𝑰𝑺𝑶𝑩𝑬𝑳 @impetuoustrips]

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your shirt looks better on me
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[𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻 @magistratvs]

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if you're gonna complain, you can make your own lunch next time.
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[𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻 @magistratvs]

sounds fun. . .

[𝖶𝖨𝖢𝖪𝖤𝖣 𝖲𝖬𝖨𝖫𝖤 𝖣𝖤𝖢𝖠𝖣𝖤𝖭𝖳 𝖦𝖱𝖨𝖭 @rapidecay]

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⠀⠀eating, gaming, procreating?

[𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻 @magistratvs]

that all?

[𝖶𝖨𝖢𝖪𝖤𝖣 𝖲𝖬𝖨𝖫𝖤 𝖣𝖤𝖢𝖠𝖣𝖤𝖭𝖳 𝖦𝖱𝖨𝖭 @rapidecay]

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⠀⠀sleeping?

[𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻 @magistratvs]

( could, quite possibly, be drunk )

what d’you need a place like this for?

[𝖶𝖨𝖢𝖪𝖤𝖣 𝖲𝖬𝖨𝖫𝖤 𝖣𝖤𝖢𝖠𝖣𝖤𝖭𝖳 𝖦𝖱𝖨𝖭 @rapidecay]

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⠀⠀you dumb or just drunk? i rented it.

[𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻 @magistratvs]

huh—— thank you?

[𝖶𝖨𝖢𝖪𝖤𝖣 𝖲𝖬𝖨𝖫𝖤 𝖣𝖤𝖢𝖠𝖣𝖤𝖭𝖳 𝖦𝖱𝖨𝖭 @rapidecay]

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⠀⠀a loss for all of us. you'd make a great breedin' sow.

[𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻 @magistratvs]

how’d you get in here?

[𝖶𝖨𝖢𝖪𝖤𝖣 𝖲𝖬𝖨𝖫𝖤 𝖣𝖤𝖢𝖠𝖣𝖤𝖭𝖳 𝖦𝖱𝖨𝖭 @rapidecay]

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⠀⠀wrong apartme—— scrap that, hey mommy.

[𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻 @magistratvs]

never been so happy to be married.

[𝖶𝖨𝖢𝖪𝖤𝖣 𝖲𝖬𝖨𝖫𝖤 𝖣𝖤𝖢𝖠𝖣𝖤𝖭𝖳 𝖦𝖱𝖨𝖭 @rapidecay]

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⠀⠀honestly, if you're above 30 && unmarried, you should be legally forced to become a breedin' cow for public use.

[𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻 @magistratvs]

i’ve been working late, that’s why i haven’t been around. no other reason.

[Cyrus Johnson @ofsunraze]

“What? I hunt down the bad guys.”

° Profiler for the BAU
° Boy Genius
° Trained Interrogator
° Behavioral Specialist
#PerfectedAscension

[‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐂𝐀𝐑 ‍ ‍ ‍ 𝐃𝐔𝐃͟𝐄͟、˛。 @duckbuttering]

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⠀⠀blame @magistratvs. she sucked the joy out of him over the past decade.

[𝐒𝐋𝐔𝐓 𝐂𝐎𝐏. @NYPDlCK]

ㅤ
ㅤ ㅤ
ㅤ 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐍𝐀𝐌𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐋𝐀𝐖 ,ㅤ
ㅤ 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐌𝐘 𝐃𝐈𝐂𝐊 !ㅤ
ㅤ ㅤ
ㅤ https://t.co/FdUPA0g6pV

[𝑫𝑬𝑻𝑬𝑪𝑻𝑰𝑽𝑬 𝑮𝑹𝑨𝑵𝑻 @magistratvs]

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there are some perks to bringing work home: alcohol.
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